Author: John Hawkins

The Best Mitt Romney Affair Story EVER

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Political junkies like us tend to assume that just because we’ve heard a name so many times we’re ready to vomit, that everybody has, too. For example, you might think that EVERYBODY knows who Mitt Romney is by now. Well, let me introduce you to Lowell Turpin. Suspicious that his live-in girlfriend was planning an […]

 

“I Am Ashamed That The First Black President Chose This Road, A Disgraceful Road.” — The Rev. Williams Owens

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At long last, Obama is FINALLY getting some blowback for taking the votes of black Americans for granted. A group of conservative black pastors are responding to President Barack Obama’s support of same-sex marriage with what they say will be a national campaign aimed at rallying black Americans to rethink their overwhelming support of the […]

 

7 Great Quotes About Life From Legendary Football Coaches

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1) One of the most harmful myths spread by movies is that it’s the person who wants it more who finds a way to win when the chips are down. That’s actually very misleading. Heart might give you an edge versus an equally matched opponent, but preparation mows down heart 99 times out of 100. […]

 

Republican Moderates Sure Are Tired Of All Those Tea Partiers Getting Their Way

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So says: Buzzfeed: for whatever that’s worth. First, the Columbus Dispatch reported that Rep. Steve LaTourette had abruptly decided to retire. That decision shocked many Republicans, in part because LaTourette — who like Boehner is from Ohio — has had, at least until recently, an extremely close relationship with the Speaker. At the same time, Syracuse Republican […]

 

If The Palestinians Are Angry, That Means Mitt Is Doing Something Right

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It seems that the genocidal, kill-happy savages in the Palestinian territories are none too pleased with Mitt Romney. Romney, speaking to a group that included Las Vegas casino owner Sheldon Adelson and New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, said higher personal wealth among citizens in Israel was an indication that the country was accomplishing something […]

 

Obama Supporter Interviews Her 2008 Self

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This is the single best independent conservative video that I’ve seen on YouTube this year. It doesn’t have high production value, but it is funny, clever, and very effective. When I eventually get around to doing the best conservative videos of all-time, that’s going on the list right along with “The Vote Reaper.”

 

10 Concepts Liberals Talk About Incessantly But Don’t Understand

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“It isn’t so much that liberals are ignorant. It’s just that they know so many things that aren’t so.” — Ronald Reagan ”You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.” — Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride 1) Being Open Minded: To a liberal, this has nothing at […]

 

The 50 Most Memorable Movie Quotes From The Last 30 Years* (1980-2012*)

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50) “It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark… and we’re wearing sunglasses.” — Blues Brothers (1980) 49) “Do you like scary movies?” — Scream (1996) 48) “Why so serious?” — The Dark Knight (2008) 47) “I am nothing special, of this I am […]

 

For All Practical Purposes, We Now Have Open Borders Under Obama

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Don’t take my word for it. Just read this quote from the president of the union representing Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers, Chris Crane. Prosecutorial discretion for dreamers is solely based on the individual’s claims. Our orders are if an alien says they went to high school, then let them go,” he said at a […]

 

5 Giant Corporations That Deserve A Special Thank You From All Americans

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How often do you hear someone other than a paid spokesman say something nice about corporations? Very, very seldom. It’s all “offshoring,” “They’re not paying their fair share,” “They’re not giving their employees enough,” — and on and on it goes. Even when corporations do something good, they usually don’t get so much as a […]

 

Don’t Dip Our Flag At The Olympics Today

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“This flag dips for no earthly king.” – American shotputter Ralph Rose At the 1936 Olympics, the: American Olympic team stood up to Hitler. Over 5,000 athletes from 51 nations then marched in according to alphabetical order, with Greece leading the whole parade and the host country, Germany, at the end. But even the opening ceremony […]

 

“Why Does Masculinity Have To Have Anything To Do With Heroic Behavior?”

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Courtesy of Instapundit, comes this article from Jessica Wakeman at The Frisky about heroism and the Batman shootings in Aurora. Before you read, I must warn you; The feminism is strong with this one. In the days, weeks and months following a national tragedy, myths settle into our national consciousness. Myths are not falsehoods, per […]

 

The 5 Coolest Things You Could Do If You Had A Time Machine

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If you had a time machine, what could you do with it? The possibilities are endless – especially if we assume that if we ever manage to create technology as sophisticated as a time machine, we’ll also have a work-around for language differences and ways to keep from passing on diseases to previous generations. Of […]

 

Trying To Turn the James Holmes Massacre Into A Winning Lottery Ticket

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This: sleazy and disgusting lawsuit: is just one more reason we desperately need tort reform in this country to keep parasitic lawyers from playing lawsuit lottery with the lives of innocent people. One of the victims in the James Holmes mass murder spree has lawyered up and plans to file a lawsuit … because he feels the […]

 

Breaking Up The Banks And Bringing Back Glass-Steagall

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Monopolies, whether they’re private or governmental, are not in the best interest of the American public. The same could be said of any company that’s supposedly: “too big to fail”– like: the big banks. Sanford “Sandy” Weill, whose creation of Citigroup Inc. (C) ushered in the era of U.S. banking conglomerates a decade before the financial crisis, […]

 

So, I Know I Left You To Die And Everything, But Do You Want To Get Hitched?

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There have been some stories of tremendous heroism that have come out of the Batman shootings in Aurora, Colorado. Not one, not two, but three different men died shielding their girlfriends from James Holmes. Then there’s Jamie Rohrs… Jamie Rohrs, of Aurora, Colorado, took his girlfriend Patricia Legarreta to a midnight showing of “The Dark […]

 

What Are The Odds That This Nine Year Old Lives To 25 Without Ending Up In Jail?

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Honest answer: Slim to none.   Here’s a quote from his aunt:: “He bad. He fight but he don’t fight little babies.: He do also have a problem. He take medicine every day and he just a normal: child.” No, this isn’t a: “normal child”: and he isn’t just teasing the other kids or: playing pranks. This is a nine-year-old who […]

 

I’m With Rand Paul: Cut That 700 Billion Out Of Defense

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7) “Those who can do. Those who can’t form a supercommittee.” – Mark Steyn. After yet another Mexican standoff caused by Democrats adamantly fighting against spending cuts, despite the fact that the country is headed toward bankruptcy, the geniuses in Congress came up with a solution: the Super Committee. The Super Committee is sort of […]

 

So When Does Kermit The Frog Marry Fozzie Bear?

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Via Townhall comes the news that the Muppets aren’t going to feature an episode where Miss Piggy chops someone in the face for stealing her delicious Chick Fil-A sandwich. “The Jim Henson Company has celebrated and embraced diversity and inclusiveness for over fifty years and we have notified Chick-Fil-A that we do not wish to […]