Author: John Hawkins

Do you think someone should be punched in the face for wearing a Hillary Clinton t-shirt? Should people who support abortion have drinks thrown on them in restaurants? Should Republicans harass Michelle Obama and her children when they see them in public? Even though conservatives feel just as strongly about politics as liberals, I would […]

25) Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last? I lied. — Commando https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8JFVSNxkEI 24) Good? Bad? I’m the guy with the gun. — Army of Darkness 23) Some motherfucker’s always trying to ice skate up hill. — Blade 22) I am Ripper… Tearer… Slasher… Gouger. I am the Teeth in the Darkness, the […]

“Hi, I’m Twitter, and I’ll give you near-instantaneous communication with almost any other user — basically free texting with anyone online — and let you reach a nearly-unlimited audience. In exchange, I’ll allow any lunatic in the world to send any kind of message to you, including profane, hateful, threatening, and generally unhinged; groups of […]

“Left-wing zealots have often been prepared to ride roughshod over due process and basic considerations of fairness when they think they can get away with it. For them the ends always seem to justify the means. That is precisely how their predecessors came to create the gulag.” – Margaret Thatcher “So much of left-wing thought is a […]

“The devotees of the party in power are smug and arrogant. The devotees of the party out of power are insane.” – Jane’s Law Liberals specialize in the second half of that equation and Donald Trump’s election has revealed how far down the rabbit hole of fascism and madness they’ve gone. If you told any American […]

Geoffrey Miller wrote a fascinating book called Spent: Sex, Evolution, and Consumer Behavior. The general idea behind it: Today we ornament ourselves with goods and services more to make an impression on other people’s minds than to enjoy owning a chunk of matter—a fact that renders “materialism,” a profoundly misleading term for much of consumption. Many […]

As Congress is gearing up to discuss a new amnesty, it’s striking how many falsehoods and bad assumptions made by liberals are driving the debate. Maybe it’s time to start talking about the truth. 1. Any sort of legalization or amnesty encourages more illegal aliens to come here During the Reagan administration, we had a […]

No matter how intellectual or successful a man is, at heart, he’s a simple creature. If you want to know what men REALLY LIKE, as opposed to the silliness you get from rom-coms, romance novels & women’s magazines, read on. 1. Beauty Let’s be honest: this is the first thing men look for in a […]

“We live in an empty culture. We have fled from God, from meaning, from purpose, and the suicide epidemic is a direct result. People are wallowing in despair, believing that there is no transcendent truth or beauty to be found in life.” – Matt Walsh “Nothing costs enough here.” – Brave New World In America, we have separated […]

“Things women do lie about: what they ate for lunch. Things women don’t lie about: rape.” – Lena Dunham The sentiment expressed in the quote above by Lena Dunham has become all too typical on the Left. If that had no consequences, it would be just one more thing liberals say as we roll our eyes and […]

“Roseanne Barr is extremely liberal and clinically insane. I’m not a fan just because she’s back on TV doing a show that isn’t 100% hostile to conservatives.” – John Hawkins, March 29, 2018   “I think Roseanne Barr is crackers. Completely out of touch with reality. Hard to tell on the Left these days tho.” […]

ordan Peterson’s much-discussed book 12 Rules for Life: An Antidote to Chaos is an interesting read. Peterson weaves together talk about society, men’s rights, Christianity, and life advice in a unique circuitous writing style. Peterson seldom goes straight from point A to point B in his writing. He’ll wander off in seemingly odd directions, but more often […]

Torture has been around as long as human beings have and some of the devices used have become legendary. The rack, the iron maiden, thumb screws – none of them are very pleasant. However, when you’re talking about torture, there are some cruelties that stand out beyond all others. 1. Scaphism AKA the Boats AKA […]

1. You always do the best you can When I was young, I was one of these people who was extremely self-critical. I would plant a kick in my own ribs in a heartbeat and then I would lie and tell myself that it was “motivational.” Here’s a little pro tip: Crapping all over yourself […]

As a Roman history buff, I’d heard weird sexual stories about the Romans in dribs and drabs. Those little scraps of information were enough to pique my curiosity though, so when I ran across a book called Sex Lives of the Roman Emperors, I had to read it. As you are about to see, the Romans were […]

When you’re talking about what most people think of as “school shootings” as compared to, say, some gangbanger shooting at another gangbanger in the school parking lot, the first thing to keep in mind is that you’re talking about an extraordinarily rare event in a nation of 325 million people. Keep in mind that fewer […]

The only thing worse than never achieving your dreams is to achieve all of them and then have no idea what to do next. That’s the dilemma Americans face today, even though most of us don’t realize it. We became the richest, strongest, most advanced nation in history. We turned the tide in WWI, WWII […]

Saying that liberals are weird and touchy is like noting that the sun is hot and water is wet. Granted, some of that is pure politics. For example, the big story of the week is that Donald Trump convinced North Korea to free three hostages. Surely liberals must be happy about that, right? Wrong. Here […]

One of the worst things about Barack Obama’s presidency is that it turned the Left’s focus on race into a monomaniacal obsession. If you’re a hammer, every problem looks like a nail and if you’re a liberal, every conflict that involves a minority in any way is racism. We like to believe that our country […]

When Kanye West put out a tweet praising Candace Owens a couple of weeks ago and followed it up by noting he supported Donald Trump, he immediately became the center of the media universe. Suddenly EVERYONE was talking about Kanye and liberals seemed both stunned and outraged that the same man who once said, “George Bush doesn’t […]

Compiling a list of the biggest conservatives on Twitter is harder than you may think, especially if you want it to be meaningful. For one thing, we definitely could have arguments about whether some of these people qualify as conservative. On that front, I tried to err on the side of inclusivity, but there are […]

At the University of Texas at Austin, the Counseling and Mental Health Center has discovered a terrible new scourge afflicting men: MASCULINITY. There are a number of horrific symptoms of this mental health disaster, according to UT-Austin: rape, violence, and binge drinking, just to name a few. There is also talk about how awful it […]

UFC fighters may have the best physiques in all of sports. Granted, we are typically talking about phenomenal athletes who train 4-6 hours per day in a highly competitive sport and have to watch their diets to stay in a weight class, so maybe it’s not a big surprise. As someone who doesn’t look like […]

“No man was ever so much deceived by another as by himself.”  — Fulke Greville You lie to yourself all the time. So do I. So does everyone. It’s as natural as breathing, but over the long run it can make us fall far short of where we want to be in life. That being […]

Every time there is a mass shooting we get the same old song and dance from the gun control fanatics. You’re sorry this happened? Then you must institute gun control. Oh, you don’t want to do that? Then it’s your fault that it happened. The NRA is bad. They kill people. We must have gun […]

“Get married before you have children and strive to stay married for their sake. Get the education you need for gainful employment, work hard, and avoid idleness. Go the extra mile for your employer or client. Be a patriot, ready to serve the country. Be neighborly, civic-minded, and charitable. Avoid coarse language in public. Be […]