Author: Dave Blount

Josie Gracchi, Casualty of Collectivization

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Bold moves like the imposition of ObamaCare are bound to have unintended consequences among the little people who have no seat at Big Government’s table. However, our wise leaders have deemed this to be an acceptable price to pay to further increase their power over us. A woman diagnosed with breast cancer, whose life-saving surgery […]

 

Dreaming of a Socialist Media

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ObamaCare has made the health insurance industry dependent on government bailouts, which constitutes a major step toward socialized medicine. But even after healthcare has been completely nationalized, it will only whet the appetite of incremental communists. What’s next on the nationalization front? Some liberals would like it to be the news media. This might sound […]

 

Seven Facts Defining the Obama Economy

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Before allowing his enablers in the media to spin Obama’s misbegotten presidency as anything but a disaster, refer to the seven key economic facts gathered by Wynton Hall: 1. A Record 91.8 Million Americans Are No Longer in the Workforce 2. Since Jan. 2009, the Number of Jobless Working-Age Americans Has Risen [by] 9.6 Million […]

 

Mayor Against Guns James Schiliro Sentenced to 10 to 20 Months After Illegally Discharging Firearm

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Some follow-up on Marcus Hook, Pennsylvania Mayor James Schiliro, the member of Michael Bloomberg’s anti–Second Amendment outfit “Mayors Against Illegal Guns,” who was busted after demanding homosexual favors at gunpoint: Schiliro was sentenced to 10 to 20 months for an alcohol-fueled episode last February in which he had a police car bring a former neighbor […]

 

Leftist Senators Demand Media Devote More Time to Global Warming Propaganda

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As the commies at Mother Jones gasp in horror, belief in the debunked global warming hoax continues to decline, despite a relentless propaganda campaign that has dragged on for ages. Apparently people are more likely to believe their thermometers than the lying ideologues of the liberal media. Carbon emissions continue to rise, which according to […]

 

Pimp Sues Nike for Not Putting Warning Label on Sneakers

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Rule by moonbats has stagnated the economy and left few channels for legendary American ingenuity. One remaining channel is inventing ever more preposterous lawsuits for the purpose of making money the new-fangled way — legal looting: A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible […]

 

A Pen, a Phone, and a Scepter

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People were tired of America. It just wasn’t cool anymore. They decided it would be much trendier to be like most of the rest of the world – that is, to live in a perpetually depressed collectivist hellhole under the heel of a self-interested dictator. So they let the cultural Marxists who run the media […]

 

Profiles in Obamunist Governance: Donald Moore

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The distinguished Donald Moore, formerly Naples Consul General (although the State Department has now shuffled him over to the Air War College in Montgomery) no longer serves his country in humble obscurity. Here’s how he made the news: An Italy-based American diplomat brazenly bedded staffers and hookers, fabricated expense reports, and knowingly served rotten meat […]

 

Exposing the Lie of the Merely Bad Unemployment Numbers

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Never mind the official stats that tell us the employment situation is lousy. The real situation is actually much worse: The number of working age Americans that do not have a job has increased by nearly 10 million since Barack Obama first entered the White House. In January 2009, the number of “officially unemployed” workers […]

 

Octomom Busted for Welfare Fraud

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Nadya Suleman (a.k.a. the Octomom) became the chief spokes-skank for irresponsible reproduction in 2009 when the unemployed welfare recipient produced eight babies out of wedlock in a single go with the help of in vitro fertilization. Since then she has managed to extend her 15 minutes by doing porno films, boxing last-rate celebrities like Amy […]

 

The Death of the Humanities

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One of the most crucial duties of universities is to preserve and pass on our cultural heritage, for we can only reach new heights if we stand on the shoulders of those who came before us. Unfortunately, this conflicts with liberal ideology, which dictates that anything that does not support political correctness as it is […]

 

John Cisna, the Anti–Morgan Spurlock

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Michael Moore wannabe Morgan Spurlock acquired his 15 minutes of semi-fame with the schlockumentary Super Size Me, in which he pigged out on McDonald’s for an entire month, thereby gaining weight. This was marketed as a stinging indictment of American society. Presenting the other side of the story: After viewing that documentary, John Cisna of […]

 

Nanny Statists Crack Down on Danish Pastries

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There is nothing that nanny state authoritarianism won’t render tasteless and bland — not even Danish pastries: The Danish Veterinary and Food Administration recently discovered that Danish cinnamon rolls and twists contained more coumarin – a chemical compound in the most common variety of cinnamon – than EU rules allow. Evidently some coercively financed study […]

 

Maniac Threatens Joe Arpaio With Sexual Mutilation

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The liberal establishment’s campaign to demonize Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio for attempting to enforce immigration law is paying dividends even across the border — the Canadian border: A Canadian teen has been arrested for threatening to cut off Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s genitals to turn him into a woman. KPHO-TV reports the unnamed teenager was […]

 

Feminist: Nonperverted Sex Is Always Rape

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Just how grotesquely unnatural is liberal ideology? You can tell by how liberals react to that which is normal, healthy, and sane. Take normal heterosexual intercourse, the kind that serves the purpose of sex by resulting in procreation. Feminists call this PIV (penis in vagina). According to their rhetoric, it is always wrong, because it […]

 

The MSNBC Apology Collection

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After ridiculing Mitt Romney for having an adopted black grandchild, militantly mulatto Melissa Harris-Perry first tried to promote herself with a hashtagged Twitter apology. When that blew up in her face, she tried a genuine apology, complete with on-air tears: If you had a good snicker at that, you’ll want to collect the complete set […]

 

Terrorist Enabler Lynne Stewart Released

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The reason it is essential to apply the death penalty to traitors and terrorists is that unless they are dead, there is nothing to prevent the liberals who run the judicial system from setting them loose upon the public. This has been vividly illustrated by the arbitrary release of left-wing lawyer Lynne Stewart, who is […]

 

Valery Gergiev, Thought Criminal by Omission

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It isn’t enough to refrain from objecting to the homosexual agenda. You have to explicitly support it — even if you come from a country that hasn’t reached the current Western level of cultural decomposition. Otherwise you will be punished. Ask Valery Gergiev: He is commonly hailed as Russia’s greatest living conductor. As the general […]