Category: John Hawkins

My latest Townhall column is called, The 7 Worst Liberal Attacks on Donald Trump’s Family. Here’s an excerpt from the column. It has always been considered over-the-line to attack the family of your political enemies, but liberals believe those rules don’t apply when it comes to Donald Trump. Him, they hate so much that they’re willing […]

My latest Townhall column is called, 5 Reasons It’s Dumb To Panic Over Global Warming. Here’s an excerpt from the column. The liberal hysteria over global warming is hard for normal people to comprehend. Leftists don’t worry about deficits or about terrorists who are looking for any way to kill Americans. They don’t care about […]

My latest Townhall column is called, 6 Questions Democrats Should Be Asking Themselves Right Now. Here’s an excerpt from the column. It’s fine for Democrats to be upset that Donald Trump schlonged Hillary Clinton, but the reality is that they spent the entirety of the Obama years getting their brains beaten in. When Obama first […]

My latest Townhall column is called, Sorry, Liberals, There Are No Oppressed Americans. Here’s an excerpt from the column. It’s sad to see so many Americans turn into losers, pathetically demanding to be treated as victims, all so the emotional vampires on the Left can feel better about themselves for helping such pathetic sad sacks. […]

My latest Townhall column is called, Why Does The GOP Want To Push Its Own Version of Obamacare? Here’s an excerpt from the column. “It’s a stinking pile of garbage. …It’s not a Republican, conservative bill. …One thing that I’ve maintained is that this bill was written with the help of the insurance companies, just like […]

We have so many people faking hate crimes that if you assume every one of them is a scam, you’d be right more often than you’re wrong. When you combine the liberal desire to get attention for being a victim with the possibility of making serious money on GoFundMe, it creates an enormous incentive to […]

My latest Townhall column is called, Donald Trump Has Caused The Left to Lose Its Mind. Here’s an excerpt from the column. “You’re awake by the way. You’re not having a terrible, terrible dream. Also, you’re not dead and you haven’t gone to hell. This is your life now. This is our election now. This is […]

My latest Townhall column is called, Answering 15 Questions Liberals Wanted to Ask a Conservative Part 2. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Last week on Townhall I did a column called Answering 20 Questions Liberals Wanted to Ask a Conservative. In it, I noted that I had promised to answer liberal questions to conservatives […]

My latest Townhall column is called, Answering 20 Questions Liberals Wanted to Ask a Conservative. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Since Donald Trump became president, liberals have been…let’s just say… EXTREMELY upset. On the other hand, even as someone who was not a fan of Trump, I have been very happy with his performance. […]

My latest Towhall column is called, The Liberal Translation Guide Part Two: 20 More Translations of Things That Liberals Say. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Last week, I put out The Liberal Translation Guide: 20 Translations of Things That Liberals Say and people were like, “Woah, I had no idea that when liberals say […]

My latest Townhall column is called, “The Liberal Translation Guide: 20 Translations of Things That Liberals Say.” Here’s an excerpt from the column. If you listen to liberals, it quickly becomes apparent that what they’re saying has very little relation to reality. They’re like the “Boy who Cried Wolf” except they spend their time yelling […]

  Honorable mentions: Samantha Bee, CAIR, Ta-Nehisi Coates, Dixie Chicks, Bill Clinton, Ghostbusters 2016, Melissa Harris-Perry, Van Jones, John Kerry, Paul Krugman, Loretta Lynch, Rachel Maddow, Bill Maher, Chris Matthews, Harry Reid, Michael Moore, Michelle Obama, Nancy Pelosi, John Podesta, Harry Reid, Debbie Wasserman Schultz, Chuck Schumer, Cora Segal, Martin Sheen, Jill Stein, George Takei, The View, Vox, […]

My latest Townhall column is called, The 5 Biggest Liberal Freak-Outs Over Trump’s Election. Here’s an excerpt for the column. If conservatives made it through eight years of Obama, liberals can make it through eight years of Trump. Of course, as a general rule, conservatives aren’t snowflakes who whine about being triggered and desperately need […]

My latest Townhall column is called, The 7 Worst Examples of Fake News From the Mainstream Media. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Have you heard that Hillary Clinton thinks we need to immediately do something about “fake news?” “It is now clear that so-called fake news can have real-world consequences. This is not about […]

My latest Townhall column is called, 5 Reasons Barack Obama Will Be Viewed As One Of The Worst Presidents of All Time. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Compiling a list of reasons why Barack Obama is a terrible president seems like a project for a book rather than a column. However, when we start looking […]

My latest Townhall column is called, Liberals Want California to Secede? Godspeed, Libs… Here’s an excerpt from the column. As disgraced Democrat John Edwards liked to say, “There are two Americas.” There’s an America where people love this country, want it to be successful and believe in using tried and tested means like capitalism, conservatism, the Constitution […]

My latest Townhall column is called, I’m Already Sick of the Liberal Tantrum Over Trump. Here’s an excerpt from the column. Even though I was #nevertrump, I’m already so sick of listening to liberals whine about Trump that I’m tempted to throw on a “Make America Great Again” hat for no other reason than just […]

My latest Townhall column is called, 7 Things Liberals Should Learn From This Election But Won’t. Here’s an excerpt from the column. 1) The Standard Liberal Rhetoric Against Republicans Is Nuts: Last week, Bill Maher said the following, “I know liberals made a big mistake because we attacked your boy [President George W. Bush] like he […]

Whether you’re a fan of Julian Assange or not (I most certainly am not), it’s impossible to deny that the WikiLeaks hack has provided Americans with a secret keyhole view into the dingy and sordid backrooms where Hillary Clinton does her business. WikiLeaks has released an enormous amount of information and some of it definitively […]

“While the rest of the country waves the flag of Americana, we understand we are not part of that. We don’t owe America anything – America owes us.” — Al Sharpton “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I am really proud of my country. And not just because Barack has done well, but […]

I received a question on Facebook: “Does being a Never Trumper mean tacitly supporting Hillary? Isn’t it a zero sum game, assuming no other candidate has a reasonable chance of winning? I’d love hear your thoughts on this John Hawkins and friends.” Here’s my response. If instead of “Freddy vs. Jason” the movie, it were […]

The job of the police is to deal with the dangerous, deranged people that the rest of us would rather avoid. Because of that, a number of police officers are going to kill people who pull out guns, attack them, act in a bizarre and dangerous way that makes them think they have a weapon […]

After spending a week at work, hearing about the liberalism being forced on their kids at school, having liberalism shoved in their face by their local newspaper and being harangued by TV shows portraying people like them as creeps, a lot of conservative men like to relax by watching sports. Sports is a place where […]

The perfect place to start a column like this is with that notorious Elizabeth Warren quote that made liberals fall in love with her. “There is nobody in this country who got rich on their own. Nobody. You built a factory out there – good for you. But I want to be clear. You moved […]