Category: Quotes

Ok — so there’s nothing Conservative about putting up my favorite quotes from the Simpsons. But I thought it would be fun… “Things aren’t as happy as they used to be down here at the unemployment office. Joblessness is no longer just for philosophy majors. Useful people are starting to feel the pinch.” — Kent […]

In 1513, Niccolo Machiavelli wrote a book on statecraft and the wielding of power called ‘The Prince.’ This almost 500 year old book which has just over 100 pages, has as much relevant information about foreign policy in it as you’ll find on the shelves of your local bookstore. While not everything Machiavelli said can […]

Back in October, Stephen Stanton wrote a piece for Tech Central Station called, “South Park Republicans.” That article got a lot of attention — including some from me. I’ve been a “South Park Republican” for a long time and I’m big fan of the show. So in honor of South Park, I’ve decided to compile […]

“When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite” — Winston Churchill Lady Astor: “Winston, if I were your wife I’d put poison in your coffee.” Winston: “Nancy, if I were your husband I’d drink it.” “A modest man, who has much to be modest about.” — Winston Churchill On Clement […]

Conservatives often believe that Democrats in general and liberals in particular get a free pass when it comes to race related remarks. Here are a few quotes that RWN has gathered up. Take a look at them and make up your own mind about the double standard… On Blacks (Affect(ing) a black accent to recount […]

(Editor’s Note: Some quotes pre-date the actual beginning of the revolution but were important and enough to be included.) “I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy.” — John Adams “[L]iberty must at all hazards be supported. We have a right to it, derived from our […]

Lois Einhorn: “I can make your life a living hell.” Ace Ventura: “I’m not ready for a relationship right now Lois.” — Ace Ventura: Pet Detective “You realize we’re all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.” — American Pie “Bluto’s right, psychotic, but absolutely right. […]

(On Who Got Credit For Ending The Cold War) “The role of Ronald Reagan had been deliberately diminished; the role of the Europeans, who, with the exception of Helmet Kohl, were often keen to undermine America when it mattered, had been sanitized; and the role of Mr. Gorbachev, who had failed spectacularly in his declared […]

“Losers find excuses, winners find solutions.” — Anonymous “A successful person will fail a thousand times more than a failure because a successful person won’t quit.” — Anonymous “This too shall pass.” — Anonymous “The price of success is much lower than the price of failure.” — Anonymous “Don’t give up the dreams of a […]

On March 19th, American forces launched a “decapitation attack” designed to take out senior Iraqi leadership (including Saddam) in the opening moments of the war. But by March 24th, the media had already started sinking into a deep funk. That was the first day that the dreaded “V-Word” came up at a press conference. Then […]

It seems like you can hardly watch TV, listen to talk radio, or open a newspaper without coming across some celebrity complaining to millions of people that their “dissent is being squashed”. Well, we here at Right Wing News believe that these celebrities have a right to say whatever they want and we want more […]

“Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.” –John Adams “I must study politics and war that my sons may have liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. ” — John Adams “Let justice be done though […]

“Tin soldier politicians in Washington have allowed us to kick the Hell out of one b*stard and at the same time forced us to help establish a second one as evil or more evil than the first…This time we’ll need almighty God’s constant help if we’re to live in the same world with Stalin and […]

“Float like a butterfly, Sting like a bee.” — Muhammad Ali “Frazier is so ugly he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life.” — Muhammad Ali “I’m the most recognized and loved man that ever lived cuz there weren’t no satellites when Jesus and Moses were around, so people far away […]

“It was not until the Abraham Lincoln administration that an income tax was imposed on Americans. Its stated purpose was to finance the war, but it took until 1872 for it to be repealed. During the Grover Cleveland administration, Congress enacted the Income Tax Act of 1894. The U.S. Supreme Court ruled it unconstitutional in […]

These quotes all come from the James Lileks: Newhouse: columns. They go from his first one back in 2002 to the present day — August 8, 2003. “The al-Qaida cell broken up near Buffalo, N.Y., contains some citizens who also found themselves in Afghanistan, training for the Great All-Around Satan Smiting. Treason? Oh, of course not. They […]

“People of medicore ability sometimes achieve outstanding success because they don’t know when to quit. Most men succeed because they are determined to.” — George Allen “The only correct actions are those that demand no explanation and no apology.” — Red Auerbach “Don’t go to the grave with life unused.” — Bobby Bowden “Never quit. […]

If you enjoy these quotes from Frank J’s “In My World” series, you can read more of Frank J’s work at: IMAO. Buck ventured into the nearby town where many citizens watched. “Hello, I’m Buck the Marine, from America. I’ve come to help some of you for’ners and kill others. If you are a for’ner I’m […]

“After all the speculation about the sniper terrorizing Maryland and Virginia, at last we have some cold hard facts. He is a Muslim. He converted to Islam 17 years ago. He changed his name to John Muhammad. He belonged to Louis Farrakhan’s Nation of Islam. He cheered the terrorist attack of Sept. 11. He registered […]

“(M)y jokes tend to be bitter and personal and not even that funny, so I’m filling an overlooked market niche: the bitter, personal, unfunny blog. People were screaming out for this. Too many sites were entertaining and witty.” –: Tim Blair “(Australia has) our anti-US forces. Lots of them. We’ve taken the precaution of rounding them […]

“Fom the out set, the War on Terror was sharply different from other U.S. military actions in the strong support it received from American women. Normally, men back military action by 10 to 20 points more than women do. But, after 9/11, women felt more endangered by terror and backed action against the Taliban and […]

“Sadly, prosperous Westerners never seem to learn of the folly of honoring appeasement and naivet’ ‘ the awarding of Nobel Peace Prizes to the likes of a Le Duc Tho and Yasser Arafat, as if global praise might make them statesmen rather than murderers, to a Kim Dae Jung as if his demonstrable kindness would […]

10): “A war of real information and real issues alone is doomed to fail. The Texas Fascist Party carries elections by drawing the hordes of stupid white men who are itching to ‘get even’ for decades of imagined slights. Arguing issues with these people is pointless. These people are not interested in issues, social justice, or […]

— “For thirty years, beginning with the invention of a privacy right in the Supreme Court decision Roe v. Wade, the Left has been waging a systematic assault on the constitutional foundation of the nation. One element of that assault is the transformation of the founding contract into a ‘living constitution’ that can be re-invented […]

“McCarthyism” means pointing out positions taken by liberals that are unpopular with the American people. As former President Bush said, “Liberals do not like me talking about liberals.” The reason they sob about the dark night of fascism under McCarthy is to prevent Americans from ever noticing that liberals consistently attack their own country.” — […]

“When I take action, I’m not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt. It’s going to be decisive.” — George W. Bush, 9/13/01 “We are not at war with the Afghani people, and we are not at war with Islam, which most Americans […]

“Freedom cannot be ladled with a thimble.” — P. 3 “During the course of forty years, Americans had lost more than 100,000 lives fighting two wars against Communist adversaries; we had spent billions on the military and had lived with hair-trigger tension and doomsday scenarios. We suffered all of this because we were determined that […]