Category: Weird

Birth or Butchery?

Posted on by Dave Blount

Life is cheap, where moonbats who believe in abortion are concerned. Should you let your child live, or kill it? You could flip a coin to decide. Or you could leave it up to strangers on an Internet poll, as Pete and Alisha Arnold of Minnesota are doing: “Voting is such an important part of […]

 

Bureaucrats Warn Against Drinking Out of Toilets

Posted on by Dave Blount

Being predominantly liberals, our rulers know that we’re no more intelligent than dogs, so it’s their responsibility to use our money to protect us from ourselves. For example, in suburban Phoenix, bureauweenies have posted signs warning us not to drink out of toilets: Chandler’s new City Hall comes with some features that have municipal workers […]

 

Maobama Still Big in Communist China

Posted on by Dave Blount

America has soundly rejected his malignant agenda, but Comrade Obama can console himself with the knowledge that he remains popular behind the Bamboo Curtain. Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodelled him as […]

 

House Taken Over

Posted on by Dave Blount

Britons thinking of going away for vacation might want to reconsider. With liberal ideology having rotted society to the point that it no longer functions, who will defend your house while you’re gone? In the middle of completely refurbishing his five-bedroom house, Connan Gupta felt he deserved a week off. It is a decision he […]

 

Busy Bodies Push For Meatless Mondays

Posted on by William Teach

Yes, some nattering nabobs aren’t content with living their own lives meat free on Mondays, they want you to do the same! There’s a movement afoot aimed at changing the way we eat one day a week. The Meatless Monday campaign is backed by public health advocates, chefs and suburban moms who want to tackle […]

 

NAACP Wants to Turn Michael Jackson’s Private Gomorrah Into State Park

Posted on by Dave Blount

As if nearly bankrupt California didn’t waste enough money, the NAACP is demanding that it make an official state park out of Neverland Ranch, the wormhole into the Twilight Zone where the plastic surgery disaster Michael Jackson rode on a Ferris wheel and plied little boys with “Jesus juice” (aka alcohol) before molesting them. “I […]

 

Sick Joke or Misguided Fashion Statement?

Posted on by Dave Blount

Look what the Bitter Half chose to wear to a northwest Florida beach menaced by the oil leak her husband’s regime exacerbated by blocking those who tried to clean it up: “At least there’s no oil on my thumbs!” The purpose of her photo op was to encourage tourists to come to those Gulf Coast […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Jump Rope Generator

Posted on by Dave Blount

With Comrade Obama all but declaring war on the oil and coal industries that make our cars go and the lights come on, it’s a good thing that his fellow moonbats have the smarts to generate power by other means. The E Rope, for example: Besides being good for your flubber, skipping seems to be […]

 

Black Holes Deemed Racist Again

Posted on by Dave Blount

We’re going to have to come up with a less racially insensitive name for black holes. The term has caused trouble before, and now it has again: A graduation card sold at local stores has been pulled from shelves after a civil rights group raised concerns about the content. The group claims the card’s micro-speaker […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Pedal-Powered Porsche

Posted on by Dave Blount

In its never-ending quest for new extremes of self-parody, the enviromoonbat movement has applied Fred Flintstone-era technology to sports cars: There’s a reason the wheels look a little thin. The engineless vehicle has the same propulsion mechanism as a tricycle. Only one of its kind, the vehicle is dubbed the Ferdinand. Unfortunately, this Porsche 911 […]

 

Moonbat Tech: GM’s YeZ

Posted on by Dave Blount

The great thing about left-wing kooks having seized control of the auto industry is that unlike private corporations, they don’t have to worry about profitability, since they draw up all the money they want from the bottomless well of taxpayers’ pockets. This frees them to create bold new designs intended not to meet consumer needs, […]

 

Moonbats Will Use Meditation to Stop Oil Leak

Posted on by Dave Blount

Straight out of Boulder, a moonbat solution to the Gulf oil spill: “The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing,” said Carl Fuermann, a staff member in the University of Colorado’s Registrar Office. The Coast Guard estimates that 200,000 […]

 

‘Someone Needs to Pay’

Posted on by Robert Stacy McCain

Meet Angel Adams, 37-year-old single mother of 15: The lifelong Tampa resident said she wants justice from the Hillsborough County sheriff’s child protection team that took her kids away from her two years ago and from Hillsborough Kids Inc., which got her kids back six months ago. “What do I do?” she said earlier in […]

 

Moonbat Anti-Macho Manifesto

Posted on by Dave Blount

Funny thing about politics: you can be a conservative and be all woman, but how can you be a moonbat and be any kind of man? Germany’s Green Party offers a glimpse of what progressives think you should be instead: A new manifesto from the German Green Party aims to banish macho men for good. […]

 

Racist Dog Punished

Posted on by Dave Blount

It would be oppressively human-centric to limit political correctness to people. Now even dogs can be accused of racism: YONKERS — A prejudiced pooch that reportedly disliked minorities was slashed last night by a black man who had grown tired of the dog’s incessant barking at him, police said. The German Shepherd lost an eye, […]

 

Obama’s Communist Mentor Raped a 13-Year-Old

Posted on by Dave Blount

Given the secrecy enshrouding Comrade Obama’s background, we can look forward to a steady stream of revelations as the cesspool that produced him is gradually uncovered. Even when details come to light, they become common knowledge only gradually due to the mainstream media’s willful malpractice. By now many know that Obama’s surrogate father was Frank […]

 

Pushing Moonbattery to the Next Level

Posted on by Dave Blount

When it comes to outlandish gestures of mindless moonbattery, who could possibly top electing as president an unqualified ultra-left community organizer who has spent his life surrounded by communists, mainly on the grounds that his father was from Kenya? The answer is Colette Armand. Like many young women in love, Colette Armand believes she was […]

 

Moonbat Tech: GM’s Car of the Future

Posted on by Dave Blount

The aptly named Laugh. The future of nationalized Government Motors under the leadership of Comrade Obama and the UAW: The city car of the future will seat two people, run on electric power and communicate with other vehicles to reach a destination faster while automatically avoiding traffic tie-ups and crashes. They’d better avoid crashes, because […]