Category: Weird

Bureaucrats Warn Against Drinking Out of Toilets

Posted on by Dave Blount

Being predominantly liberals, our rulers know that we’re no more intelligent than dogs, so it’s their responsibility to use our money to protect us from ourselves. For example, in suburban Phoenix, bureauweenies have posted signs warning us not to drink out of toilets: Chandler’s new City Hall comes with some features that have municipal workers […]

 

Transsexual Changes Back, Denounces Sex Change Operations

Posted on by Dave Blount

Finally, a shaft of reason falls on the grotesque if politically correct sex change phenomenon: A man who underwent sex change surgery to look like a woman — then changed back — says the NHS [British National Health Service] should halt all sex change operations. Charles Kane, who spent £100,000 on operations to make him […]

 

Maobama Still Big in Communist China

Posted on by Dave Blount

America has soundly rejected his malignant agenda, but Comrade Obama can console himself with the knowledge that he remains popular behind the Bamboo Curtain. Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodelled him as […]

 

Add Tattoo Artists To The List Of People You Don’t Want Angry At You

Posted on by John Hawkins

There are certain people it’s particularly wise to avoid conflict with — at least until you don’t need them anymore. For example, you never want to mouth off to your barber before he cuts your hair. It’s also wise to be extremely polite to your waitress before she brings you your food. The last thing […]

 

David Frum Weasels Out of a Morally-Suspect Corner: The 14 Errors in his Mea Culpa

Posted on by David Swindle

This post cross-posted from NewsReal Blog. I was so eager to forgive David Frum and return to the status quo we had before he believed Alex Knepper’s lies about us. Politically Frum and NewsReal Blog might have some substantive disagreements but on the key issues of support for Israel and a hawkish response to Islamofascism […]

 

Prince Charles: West Should Emulate Indian Slums

Posted on by Dave Blount

What would England look like if Prince Charles were to become king, and it were to pursue his left-wing vision of multiculti envirosustainability? Like one of the miserable slums that fester in India: Britain’s Prince Charles has cited the Mumbai shantytown setting for the film “Slumdog Millionaire” as a role model for sustainable living in […]

 

Westboro “Baptist” Church Plans On Pissing Everyone Off On 9/11

Posted on by William Teach

And a put Baptist in quotes, because this “church” is not following the teachings of the Bible nor Christ. Anyhow It is still unclear if a Florida pastor will go through with his plans to burn the Quran on the anniversary of 9-11 tomorrow, but one thing is for sure, a church in Topeka will […]

 

Say, About That Wacky Poll About People Believing PBO Is A Muslim….

Posted on by William Teach

Marc A. Thiessen, certainly not as perky and hawt as Tiffany A. Thiessen (though, Marc certainly has a more steady gig), puts it all in perspective Much attention has been paid in recent days to a poll by the Pew Forum on Religion and Public Life showing that 18 percent of Americans incorrectly believe that […]

 

NAACP Wants to Turn Michael Jackson’s Private Gomorrah Into State Park

Posted on by Dave Blount

As if nearly bankrupt California didn’t waste enough money, the NAACP is demanding that it make an official state park out of Neverland Ranch, the wormhole into the Twilight Zone where the plastic surgery disaster Michael Jackson rode on a Ferris wheel and plied little boys with “Jesus juice” (aka alcohol) before molesting them. “I […]

 

Moonbat Tech: Pedal-Powered Porsche

Posted on by Dave Blount

In its never-ending quest for new extremes of self-parody, the enviromoonbat movement has applied Fred Flintstone-era technology to sports cars: There’s a reason the wheels look a little thin. The engineless vehicle has the same propulsion mechanism as a tricycle. Only one of its kind, the vehicle is dubbed the Ferdinand. Unfortunately, this Porsche 911 […]

 

The Cambodian “Jungle Woman:” One Of The Greatest News Stories Of All Time

Posted on by John Hawkins

There’s a lot of big news breaking out there. The Israeli Commando Raid on the Flotilla. The BP Oil Spill is still going on. And Barack Obama is undoubtedly trying:  to:  decide:  which part of:  the:  American dream he wants to systematically destroy next. But sometimes, a story is just so full awesome that you’ve […]

 

Moonbats Will Use Meditation to Stop Oil Leak

Posted on by Dave Blount

Straight out of Boulder, a moonbat solution to the Gulf oil spill: “The basic concept is to try and get as many people to visualize that the valve is actually functioning and is working and closing,” said Carl Fuermann, a staff member in the University of Colorado’s Registrar Office. The Coast Guard estimates that 200,000 […]

 

PETA Has An Issue With Comical Dog Riding Monkeys In Cute Costumes

Posted on by William Teach

Starting out the day on a lighter note this Tuesday, and proving yet again that folks on the Left tend to have no sense of humor When the dog-riding capuchin monkeys are in town, people talk. (video at the link) Philip “Dolce” Hendricks, owner of the Banana Derby, says his festival attraction tends to draw […]

 

Deepak Chopra: The World’s Most Powerful Liberal Psychic

Posted on by John Hawkins

California has long been a home to kooky gurus ranging from Charles Manson to Jim Jones to Marshall Applewhite of Heaven’s Gate fame to their less dangerous brethren. One of those less dangerous brethren (we hope) : is Commander Huffpo J. Fruitcake, also known as Deepak Chopra. He has been spinning his new age tripe for […]

 

Obama’s Communist Mentor Raped a 13-Year-Old

Posted on by Dave Blount

Given the secrecy enshrouding Comrade Obama’s background, we can look forward to a steady stream of revelations as the cesspool that produced him is gradually uncovered. Even when details come to light, they become common knowledge only gradually due to the mainstream media’s willful malpractice. By now many know that Obama’s surrogate father was Frank […]

 

Pushing Moonbattery to the Next Level

Posted on by Dave Blount

When it comes to outlandish gestures of mindless moonbattery, who could possibly top electing as president an unqualified ultra-left community organizer who has spent his life surrounded by communists, mainly on the grounds that his father was from Kenya? The answer is Colette Armand. Like many young women in love, Colette Armand believes she was […]

 

Moonbat Tech: GM’s Car of the Future

Posted on by Dave Blount

The aptly named Laugh. The future of nationalized Government Motors under the leadership of Comrade Obama and the UAW: The city car of the future will seat two people, run on electric power and communicate with other vehicles to reach a destination faster while automatically avoiding traffic tie-ups and crashes. They’d better avoid crashes, because […]