Good & Bad News From The Weekly World News

The bad news is that the Weekly World News says that the coveted Bat Boy endorsement is going to Barack Obama,

Obatma’s half-brother, Barack Obama, has received the political endorsement of America’s favorite precocious mutant: Bat Boy.

This morning presidential nominee Barack Obama met the half-human half-bat who eagerly gave his endorsement through a series of squeaks and high pitched squeals. It is believed that the revelation of Obama’s mutant half-bat half-brother Obatma secured his support.

…After a great deal of secrecy was used in delivering Bat Boy to the meeting, no such restraint was required in driving him back to his cave. Sources note that Bat Boy repeatedly turned on the sirens, waved at people who noticed him, and put his head out the window to catch mosquitoes in his mouth.

Like I said, the bad news is that Bat Boy is endorsing Barack Obama. However, the good news is that Barack Obama is now hanging around with a more savory crowd. I mean a mutant who sticks his “head out the window to catch mosquitoes in his mouth” certainly has better character than Jeremiah Wright, Bill Ayers, Frank Davis, Tony Rezko or the other people Obama likes to pal around with.

PS: The Weekly World News is starting to get a little sloppy on the photoshopping. Somebody call quality control.

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