I Can’t Take it Anymore

“Hey, honey! I just mortgaged our house to buy all the G.I. Joe figurines on ebay. We’re now going to have to file for bankruptcy. But, at least I saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico.”

How is the above phrase different from this:

“The Obama administration today unveiled details of a $3.4 trillion federal budget for the fiscal year beginning in October, a proposal that includes substantial increases for a number of domestic priorities as well as a plan to trim or eliminate 121 programs at a savings of $17 billion.”

or this:

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“President Barack Obama is seeking $81 billion more in spending on domestic initiatives in his record $3.55 trillion budget plan while calling on Congress to trim $17 billion worth of programs, including tax breaks for the oil and gas industries.”

or this:

“Obama on Thursday released details of the spending cuts, most of which were announced during or after the initial roll-out of his $3.5 trillion budget in February. Fiscal year 2010 begins on October 1.”

I can’t take it anymore!

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