Intelligence Gathering at Today’s DHS

People blamed 9/11 on an intelligence failure. But with Crappy Nappy Napolitano (aka Uncle Mort) running the Department of Homeland Security, the problem has been resolved. For example, in compiling her report on the security menace posed by those who don’t share her left-wing politics, she demonstrated great creativity in exploiting new sources of information:

[R]emember that Department of Homeland Security (DHS) “report” warning of the danger of domestic terrorist attacks by right-wing extremists? With only a few exceptions, major mainstream media outlets uncritically repeated the report’s assertions, which were allegedly based on credible intelligence from official sources.

It was left to a conservative non-profit, Americans for Limited Government (ALG), to file a Freedom of Information Act request for the documentation used by DHS to prepare the report. And guess what ALG found? Instead of intelligence reports, DHS used unverified allegations and speculations it found on the internet.

DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano’s researchers liked one particularly apocalyptic web site so much that they cited it 11 times in their report. This site – called “What It Means” – often warns that the world is about to end, as with this recent headline: “Death Star Pandemic of 2009-2012: End of Age Begins.”

Here’s the link.

The age that ends during 2009-2012 may be the Age of Moonbattery, as Obama and his gang of Marxist fools cure the country of all tolerance for liberalism.

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Uncle Mort definitely needs to gather some intelligence.

On a tip from Gregory of Yardale. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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