Russians Plot To Blow Up The Moon?!?

Russians Plot To Blow Up The Moon?!?: As per usual, the Weekly World News has scooped everyone in the mainstream media just like they did with “Bat Boy.” It seems that “Pooty Poot” has decided to blow up the moon…

“Russian officials have secretly embarked on a bizarre plan to banish their country’s harsh winters forever – by blowing up the moon with nukes!

And chillingly, getting rid of the moon will have an opposite effect on U.S. weather – ushering in brutal temperatures that would ruin our agriculture, experts warn.”

I see how it is. We want to take out Hussein and everyone screams “unilateralism.” But, the Russians decide to blow up the moon and no one at the UN has anything to say. Isn’t that just typical?

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