The Domestic Extremism Lexicon

In case you’re wondering how the Department of Homeland Security spends the mountains of tax money shoveled into it — since our rulers clearly have no interest in defending the border or inconveniencing Islamic terrorists — have a look at the new supplement to the Newspeak dictionary entitled the Domestic Extremism Lexicon. This document is a useful accompaniment to Crappy Nappy Napolitano’s study on the potential terror threat of anyone whose views fall to the right of Sean Penn’s, and indispensible to aspiring apparatchiks who want to improve their vocabularies. A few sample terms:

alternative media: A term used to describe various information sources that provide a forum for interpretations of events and issues that differ radically from those presented in mass media products and outlets.

Simply by listening to talk radio or reading Right Wing News, you too could be taking part in domestic extremism. No wonder the government abandoned the War on Terror to focus on this far more prevalent threat.

antiabortion extremism: A movement of groups or individuals who are virulently antiabortion and advocate violence against providers of abortion-related services, their employees, and their facilities. Some cite various racist and anti-Semitic beliefs to justify their criminal activities.

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I’ll bet you didn’t know that opposition to abortion is anti-Semitic. You see how much our wise government can teach us?

anti-immigration extremism: A movement of groups or individuals who are vehemently opposed to illegal immigration, particularly along the U.S. southwest border with Mexico, and who have been known to advocate or engage in criminal activity and plot acts of violence and terrorism to advance their extremist goals.

There follows a long list of examples. Just kidding; no examples exist.

This one is really scary:

patriot movement: A term used by rightwing extremists to link their beliefs to those commonly associated with the American Revolution.

Over 1 million of these fiends openly paraded their right-wing views just last Tax Day. Good thing Jane-O is here to protect the public with her various documents.

Wait until Jane-O gets her hands on those domestic extremists.

On a tip from Heather M. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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