Your Tax Dollar Buys a Pricey Pizza

The privileges of being more equal than any other animal on the farm are sweet. While CEOs are publicly excoriated for traveling by private jet, Comrade Obama just had a chef flown across the country to make him a pizza.

When you’re the president of the United States, only the best pizza will do — even if that means flying a chef 860 miles [double that for the round trip].

Chris Sommers, 33, jetted into Washington from St Louis, Missouri, on Thursday with a suitcase of dough, cheese and pans to prepare food for the Obamas and their staff.

He had apparently been handpicked after the President had tasted his pizzas on the campaign trail last autumn.

Now that’s a pizza with a presidential-sized carbon footprint. But not to worry, Obama’s cap and trade scheme will make it up to the planet by jacking energy prices through the ceiling so that we can’t afford to run our AC.

Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ, on a tip from V the K. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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