All Hail The One True Goracle!

Al Gore has really gone over the edge on global warming now…and I know you’re thinking; “No way! Not Al Gore!” But alas, it’s true….

Playing equal parts visionary, cheerleader and comedian, Al Gore brought his message of how to fight global warming to a capacity crowd of receptive architects Saturday in San Antonio.

The former vice president referred continually to a “new way of thinking” that is emerging in the country and offered hope in the battle to control the effects global warming will have on the planet.

“It’s in part a spiritual crisis,” Gore told the crowd in the Convention Center at the American Institute of Architects national convention. “It’s a crisis of our own self-definition — who we are. Are we creatures destined to destroy our own species? Clearly not.”

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So Al Gore is claiming that the slight warming of the planet is now a “spiritual crisis?” How long do you think it will be before the Goracle starts wearing a Pope hat and carrying around a scepter with a flaming globe on it?

Oh, and now he’s trying to claim that we’re going to “destroy our own species” through global warming? Forget the Pope hat and the scepter. What Gore needs to do is stand on a corner somewhere, ringing a bell with a sandwich board that says, “The end is nigh!”

Every day, Al Gore gets just a little more ridiculous…

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