Arctic Ocean Getting Warm; Seals Vanish and Icebergs Melt By Mark Noonan

Oh, the horror of it all!!! When, oh when will we conservatives finally pay heed to the Goracle and change our evil ways?

Oh, wait a second – that headline is from 1922:

D.C. resident John Lockwood was conducting research at the Library of Congress and came across an intriguing Page 2 headline in the Nov. 2, 1922 edition of The Washington Post: “Arctic Ocean Getting Warm; Seals Vanish and Icebergs Melt.”

The 1922 article, obtained by Inside the Beltway, goes on to mention “great masses of ice have now been replaced by moraines of earth and stones,” and “at many points well-known glaciers have entirely disappeared.”

“This was one of several such articles I have found at the Library of Congress for the 1920s and 1930s,” says Mr. Lockwood. “I had read of the just-released NASA estimates, that four of the 10 hottest years in the U.S. were actually in the 1930s, with 1934 the hottest of all.”

There’s this funny thing about the climate – it changes. Ya know? There is that really weird thing about how its been well over 100 degrees in Vegas almost every day for a couple months now…but, then, something strange happens every January, and we’re lucky if we crack 60 degrees. How do we explain this? I just don’t know – the Goracle has yet to speak on this subject. We know, per the Gorons, for certain that the big, yellow thingy in the sky doesn’t have nearly as much effect as human activity on global mean temperatures – so how do we explain this massive switch from global warming to global cooling in a mere six months? I suggest we set up a comprehensive system of temperature stations on asphalt parking.

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