Bill Clinton Forced to Deny He’s a Racist

During Stalin’s show trials, even the most brutal communist apparatchiks could find themselves accused of being counterrevolutionaries. Likewise, even America’s First Black President, the guy with the office in Harlem, who has been said to be blacker than Obama, feels compelled to deny the thought crime of racism:

It’s no use protesting his innocence. As universities now teach, all white people are racist. Like the rest of us, Slick Willie can only be redeemed by accepting the punishments deemed just by the Obamessiah.

On tips from Lyle. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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