Birthday On Monday

09 Jan, 2004 by John Hawkins

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I just wanted to let all of you know that like Howard Stern and Rush Limbaugh, I have a birthday coming up on Monday. So Richard Mellon Scaife, if you’re out there and were just waiting for an opportune time to give me $60,000 so I can go full time on RWN for a couple of years, this is the time to act!!!

As far as the rest of you go, I don’t want to say that you’re a Noam Chomsky lovin’, commie sympathizer who probably wants to go live in a commune in France, but I’m pretty sure that people like that won’t be heading over to the support section and chipping in any money or buying me any gifts. So draw your own conclusions…