Cindy Sheehan’s Unique Fasting Method

Via Michelle Malkin, I see that Cindy Sheehan’s hunger fast seems to be going swimmingly:

“I find traveling out of the country very challenging being on a fast. When I was on a layover in Madrid on my way to Venice, Italy yesterday, the closest thing I could find to a smoothie to get a little protein was a coffee with vanilla ice cream in it. Traveling for 22 hours is very taxing under normal circumstances–but then again, when have we had normal circumstances since the 2000 and 2004 successful coup attempts that have brought BushCo into power?

I traveled from Venice to the frontier of Italy to the province of Udine which is right at the foot of the pre-Alps. I am here for a huge youth festival which includes many elements of social justice and peace work. It is beautiful and the air feels different from other places that I have travelled. It is strangely soft and gentle as is the natural light. However, there is not a Jamba Juice on every corner, so blended juice drinks with protein powder are impossible to find.

I wonder if Gandi drank “coffee with vanilla ice cream in it” during his famous hunger fasts? In fact, does this even count as a fast? I mean, I’ve heard of juice fasts, but not coffee and ice cream fasts. Plus, have you…wait, did she just call the 2000 and 2004 elections, “successful coup attempts?” Obviously the hunger is making her even nuttier than before. Someone get that woman some fried chicken before she goes completely around the bend…

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