Excerpt Of The Day: How Al Gore Can Solve The ManBearPig* Problem Once And For All.

“I think An Inconvenient Truth is a convenient starting point for changing hearts and minds on the global warming issue. But in order to truly make a difference, I believe it needs some sort of marketing tie-in. People need to know this problem hits close to home. And they need to know it transcends mere politics. They need a reason to cross partisan boundaries—a reason to unite on the steps of Capitol Hill and hold hands and sing the Pledge of Allegiance and/or We Shall Overcome.

Only one thing can compel people to act this way. And that one thing is Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s baby, Shiloh.

In order to stop global warming, Al Gore has to threaten to kill that baby.” — Jonathan David Morris and yes, it is satire.

* Learn more about Al Gore’s quest to save the earth from Manbearpig by watching this video (Warning: some obscene language).

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