Help James Carville Comes Up With A Democratic Bumper Sticker For 2008

James Carville needs your help!

Political pundit James Carville has sent out a mass e-mail on behalf of the Democratic Senatorial Campaign Committee seeking “the bumper sticker slogan that will carry us through the 2008 elections.”

Carville — lead strategist for Bill Clinton’s successful 1992 presidential campaign — said the slogan will be used on the DSCC’s Web site, on campaign literature and on the “bumpers of jalopies from coast to coast.”

The e-mail to presumed Democratic supporters states: “We need a turn of phrase that really jumps out and tells you right off the bat what this election is all about. In 1992, it was ‘It’s the Economy, Stupid.’ In 2006, Democrats simply said, ‘Had Enough?’

…The four bumper sticker slogans offered by the DSCC are:

W Is Out Send the Right Wing with Him

No Republicans Left Behind in D.C.

What Have Republicans Done for You Lately?

2006 Was Just the Beginning More Dems in ‘08

Those are all terrible bumper stickers, so let’s come up with a few suggestions to help out the DSCC and add them in the comments section. Then, later today, let’s say at 5:30 PM or so, I’ll update this post with a top 10 list of the best ideas (Remember, we are talking about bumper stickers here, so keep it to 12 words or less).

Let me get things started…

* If you can read this, your taxes are too low.

* From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs.

* There is no baby on board because I aborted it.

* I brake for earmarks.

* Work harder! Hillary has new government programs to pay for!

Update #1: The top 15 slogans for the Democrats in 2008,

15) “Unemployment checks for everyone! Vote Democrat.” — Don_cos

14) “Vote Democrat and the hurricanes will only hit white cities.” — Don_cos

13) “Vote Dem: Killing our future 1 baby at a time.” — ninerdog

12) “If you think healthcare is expensive now, just wait until it’s free!” — President_Friedman

11) “If we give them what they want, they’ll leave us alone.” — Good_Ol_Boy

10) “Give the government back to the children. Vote Democrat!” — Don_cos

9) “EDWARDS’08: If you attack this country, my wife will talk mean to you.” — StanW

8) “Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines” — n_obrain

7) “I souport publik edekasion” — n_obrain

6) “Retreat, it’s the new success.” — D-lo

5) “Vote Democrat! We know who you are!” — CavalierX

4) “Abortion, regulation and the pursuit of hopelessness. Democrats in ’08.” — fts

3) “Vote for Hillary because terrorists are defenseless against winged monkeys.” — Kingfisher

2) “Vote Democrat! Turn in your friends and family members who don’t!” — CavalierX

1) “Hillary 08: Fork It Over, B***H!” — Tick_Master

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