If Barry Wins In 2008, I Will…. 28 Sep, 2008 by William Teach If Obama Wins The 2008 Election, I Will Stay in bed for 3 days Go see a psychiatrist for P.E.S.T., and ask for a prescription for Prozac Become plain insane and unhinged Cry, scream, shout, and call for massive investigations of voter fraud, claiming Barry stole the election, and never move on for at least 4 years Threaten to move out of the USA (but never actually do it) Weep constantly Act like a rational, sane adult, and just go about my life, and work like a rational, sane adult to elect a Conservative in 2012. Free polls from Pollhost.com