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If Barry Wins In 2008, I Will….
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Sep, 2008
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William Teach
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If Obama Wins The 2008 Election, I Will
Stay in bed for 3 days
Go see a psychiatrist for P.E.S.T., and ask for a prescription for Prozac
Become plain insane and unhinged
Cry, scream, shout, and call for massive investigations of voter fraud, claiming Barry stole the election, and never move on for at least 4 years
Threaten to move out of the USA (but never actually do it)
Weep constantly
Act like a rational, sane adult, and just go about my life, and work like a rational, sane adult to elect a Conservative in 2012.
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