Johnny Depp Doesn’t Like America — How Will We Ever Bear It?

Super-genius & very pretty man Johnny Depp had to say about our country from France…

“America is dumb, it’s like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you, aggressive,” he said.

“My daughter is four, my boy is one. I’d like them to see America as a toy, a broken toy. Investigate it a little, check it out, get this feeling and then get out,” said the star of the off-beat films “Edward Scissorhands” and “Dead Man.”

…”I was ecstatic they re-named ‘French Fries’ as ‘Freedom Fries’. Grown men and women in positions of power in the U.S. government showing themselves as idiots,” he told Stern.

Well, well, well, words of wisdom from a man who recently played an effeminate pirate in a movie based on a Disney theme park ride. So Depp thinks America is a “dumb puppy,” huh? Meanwhile, back in his adopted homeland of France, a country about the size of California, more than 10,000 people died when it cracked 100 degrees for a few weeks because the sophisticates there haven’t been able to figure out air conditioning.

Sure, America is “aggressive” & we can “hurt you”. We turned the tide in WW2, protected the free world from the Soviets, and are now engaged in a war with terrorism while the Vichy French collaborated with the Nazis, cowered behind America as we fought the Soviets, and still sympathize with the murdering savages in Hamas and Islamic Jihad, but Edward Scissorhands thinks they’re cosmopolitan and we’re “idiots” so it must be the case, right?

By the way, someone should clue Depp in that it was a bad idea to run his mouth BEFORE “Once Upon a Time in Mexico” came out. That’ll at least cost the film a few million dollars in the US and personally, I’ll be rooting for the film to tank. It couldn’t happen to a bigger jackanape…

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