Latest Leftist Found in Obama’s Closet: George Clooney

Barack Obama’s army of 300 foreign policy advisors includes at least one familiar face: the smug visage of perpetually smirking ultra-left movie star George Clooney.

Lately Loony’s Hollyweird career has suffered a slight setback, as he’s devoted his energies to making pretentious propaganda films that are only watched by masochistic moonbats out of ideological loyalty, in which Americans are always the villains, even in WWII. Amusingly, he recently blew $85,000 on a guffaw-inducing moonbatmobile so as to make a pageant of his environmental piousness.

Quotes that offer some insight into Obama’s friend and advisor can be found on Celiberal.

Clooney as a judge of other men:

Let’s face it: Bush is just dim.

Clooney as a humanitarian and defender of the Second Amendment:

Charlton Heston announced again today that he is suffering from Alzheimer’s. […] I don’t care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association; he deserves whatever anyone says about him.

Clooney on combating terrorism:

I just want someone smart to stand up and shout, “Bullsh*t!” They tell us we’re going to war and no one’s saying “Bullsh*t” loud enough. And the language! Listen to the language! “Evil.” “Evil”? “Nexus of evil”? “Evil-doer”? That’s my favorite, “Evil-doer”!

Clooney the historian:

What did Bush do on 9/11? He ran away and hid. Even Reagan knew more about leadership than that, and he was as bad a symbol of America as I can think of, off-hand. But at least he’s been in enough cowboy movies to know he had to come out and stand on top of the rubble and be seen shaking his fist or something.

Clooney’s habit of poking his nose where it does not belong and acting like a liberal jackass is so pronounced that the UN’s Ban Ki-Moonbat named him a “Messenger of Peace,” and last year Time magazine listed him as one of the 100 people it wishes were most influential.

If the sky falls and the tasteless joke of Barack Obama’s candidacy becomes the Dadaist nightmare of an Obama Administration, Clooney really will be influential. According to the Daily Mail:

George Clooney once famously declared he could never run for public office because he’d “slept with too many women, done too many drugs and been to too many parties.”

But now the Hollywood heart-throb has entered the political arena at
the highest level — by becoming an unofficial adviser to US Presidential front-runner Barack Obama. […]

Sources say the actor has tried to hide the pair’s friendship for fear his Left-wing views and playboy image would hurt the Presidential hopeful’s bid for the White House.

Obama trying to hide his association with an anti-American screwball because of his extreme left-wing views? I could swear I’ve heard that somewhere before…

Loony is reportedly in constant contact with Obama, via emails, text messages, and twice weekly phone calls. Unsurprisingly, in light of his admitted terrorist sympathies, he is pushing the clueless Obama to side with Palestinians against our ally Israel. He also wants us to surrender unconditionally to the terrorists our troops have been fighting in Iraq.

It looks like John Edwards (aka, Love Lips) is out as Attorney General. But we might still get our share of narcissistic cheese with Clooney as Secretary of State.

A candidacy getting more alarming by the hour.

Hat tip: Michelle Malkin; on a tip from Burning Hot. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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