Liberals Change Stance on Independent, Assertive Women: “Ann Coulter is a Hag” By Shamus Young: The long-standing idea that independent and assertive women should be celebrated has come into question since Ann Coulter began using her outspoken nature to challenge and confront liberals. Many have come forward to denounce her pattern of being pushy and having her own opinion on things.
Said the gentle and soft-spoken Tom Daschle, “She is so confrontational. Why can’t she a bit more demure, more like [Dianne] Fienstein or Hillary Clinton? And the thing with guns. Women with guns make me uncomfortable.”
Said Presidential hopeful Dick Gephardt, “As smart as people say she is, you would think she would learn her place by now. Didn’t they teach her anything in college?”
The only liberal who doesn’t seem to have a problem with her strident views is Bill Clinton, who said of Coulter, “Oh yeah, I’d hit it.”
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