Liberalism under Obama: Lie, attack people for claiming you lie, deny you’re lying, get caught lying, say the lie was good for people.
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 20, 2014
Of course, gay marriage is guaranteed to be non-controversial in the future. That’s how it worked w/ abortion after Roe, right? Oh….
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 27, 2014
Know what would raise wages w/out costing Americans jobs like the minimum wage? Deporting illegal aliens & slowing down legal immigration
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 27, 2014
Is it a “micro-aggression” to note that people who think “micro-aggressions” are a thing are pathetic wussies?
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 24, 2014
The whole idea that conservatives in flyover country should be trying to please Republicans in Congress as opposed to vice-versa is nuts.
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 20, 2014
I think we all know what most of you wonder about the #SuperBowl: Why is there so much income inequality between the players & the vendors?
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 2, 2014
Politics isn’t about getting people in DC who say they agree w/ us, it’s about getting them to represent our interests. There’s a difference
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 17, 2014
You shouldn’t have to press 2 for the English version of “America the Beautiful” in a melting pot.
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 5, 2014
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 16, 2014
Updated Right Wing News logo version 1. pic.twitter.com/CcuWboWbSm
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 27, 2014
If I was supposed to see you in DC this week-end…it’s not coming off. There was too much snow. I blame Al Gore. pic.twitter.com/HC6yjSkgO0
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 14, 2014
Must not look forward to Miley Cyrus’ “On probation, off to rehab, & life’s falling apart” stage.” Must not look forward to Miley Cyrus’…
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 16, 2014
For the first time, I suddenly care about Olympic Hockey. pic.twitter.com/FdYhGvOo53
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 21, 2014
Nobody wants to hear an attractive woman complain about the trials and travails of being attractive. Just be glad you’re not ugly.
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 25, 2014
Just as actions can be spurred on by emotions, emotions can be spurred on by action. Act a certain way and you will start to feel it.
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 5, 2014
Ironically, the starting point of all happiness is to take personal responsibility for every failure, flaw & shortcoming in your life.
– John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 24, 2014
@GOPBlackChick Liberals go on & on about stereoptypes, yet when a black person steps outside the box the want to put them in, they freak out
– The Caterpillar (@caterpillarish) February 24, 2014
My friend’s sister died today because of Obamacare. Was thrown off insurance, waiting to get O-care, > septic shock, died at hospital.
– Ann Coulter (@AnnCoulter) February 1, 2014
When some doof uses the word “derp” to me, I usually just repeat my coffee order. RT @CarsonCityKid: Your derp is strong.
– Kurt Schlichter (@KurtSchlichter) February 3, 2014
I’ve said it before, but if Barack Obama had been president instead of Ronald Reagan, I’d still be a citizen of the Soviet Union.
– Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) February 22, 2014
By the way folks, I THINK we have gotten this soldier in contact with W. Special thanks to @jaketapper & @MediaLizzy pic.twitter.com/i5Tme6Sh7O