Poll: Maverick Voters Praise Voinovich — Satire By Scott Ott

16 May, 2005 by John Hawkins

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An overnight poll of Maverick voters shows widespread support for Maverick Sen. George Voinovich’s opposition to President Bush’s nominee for U.N. Ambassador.

Maverick voters, those who support Republican candidates in hopes that they’ll scuttle Republican initiatives, universally praised Mr. Voinovich for bucking the White House on John Bolton’s nomination.

“This is why we sent Voinovich to the Senate,” said one unnamed Maverick voter. “We elect Republicans to limit the power of Republicans. It’s the heart of our Constitutional system of checks and balances.”

This satire was used with the permission of Scott Ott from Scrappleface.