The 5 Stages of War

The 5 Stages of War Grief: Most people have heard of the “5 stages of grief” you go through when something tragic happens. So if your dog dies, you go through denial and Isolation, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. But the Vodka Pundit explains that the steps are a little different during a war…

“1) Say “Holy sh*t” after they blow up your people without warning.

2) Draw a bead on the bad guys who did it, bad guys affiliated with the bad guys who did it, and bad guys who dress like the bad guys who did it.

3) Pull the trigger.

4) Repeat steps 2 and 3 until all the bad guys are either dead or cry uncle.

5) Rub their noses in their own sh*t for 50 years, or until they finally undestand in that deep, scary place in their hearts why it’s in their best interests not to be bad guys ever again.”

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