Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

23 Dec, 2007 by William Teach

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Political edition

Ron Paul: the chicken is our last best hope in saving the Constitution!

Hillary Clinton: well, Bill was getting a little frisky, so…..

Joe Biden: the chicken just wanted to get from one side of Delaware to the other

Mike Huckabee: the chicken was emulating my tax policies as governor

Fred!: The problem is that chickens sometimes lose sight of common sense as they create regulations

John Edwards: there are more then 47 million chickens in this country without healthcare, who are being forced to cross the road for back alley treatment

Oprah: rather then helping this chicken get an education and become a productive worker, I am giving the chicken a new car!

B. Hussein Obama: In the end, that’s what this election is about. Do we participate in a politics of chickens or a politics of roosters?

Rudy Giuliani: the chicken was in clear violation of the jay walking laws (I guess you have to be from the NYC area on that one!)

Mitt Romney: the chicken is on the move and just looking to improve itself

Dennis Kucinich: impeach the chicken!

Harry Reid: the chicken was getting away from the civil war. Plus, it is mostly Pelosi’s fault

Dick Cheney: We need to battle the chickens overseas so we don’t have to battle them here at home

Bush 43: the heat of the moon was turning the chicken into a zombie, so it was trying to escape from losing its head

What ya got?

Update: I cannot believe I forgot to type in the one that really got me started on this whole thing:

John Kerry: I voted for the chicken to cross the road before voting against it. The chicken was out there terrorizing women and children in the dead of night.

Crossposted at Pirate’s Cove