My 40 Favorite Tweets For 2012

I think you should pay for your own mortgage, birth control, & college loans. It’s not because I’m conservative, it’s because I’m an adult

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 11, 2012

#LiberalismIn4Words Sloth. Wrath. Envy. Pride.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 13, 2012

Life is a matter of having what you want and paying the price for it. The problem with politics is they leave off the last half of that…

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 26, 2012

This would be a great time to own a company that makes survival seeds, guns, or that sells gold. Lol. #TeaPartyVotes

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 7, 2012

If it’s supposed to be constitutional to force everyone to buy healthcare, why not force everyone to buy an ID to take with them to vote?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 21, 2012

Liberalism is like a disease that spreads by making people sick and then advertising more liberalism as the cure.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) September 30, 2012

I notice that takers always have great explanations for why they’re takers & they’re always sensitive about it because they know it’s wrong

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 19, 2012

Socialism is for those who think most people are losers. Capitalism is for those who think most people can take care of themselves.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 29, 2012

Fun Fact: The GOP’s two top leaders in the Senate, Mitch McConnell & John Cornyn, both publicly endorsed Charlie Crist over Marco Rubio

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 19, 2012

It’s kind of hard to rebrand the Republican party when they insist on keeping the same leaders in charge no matter how many times they fail

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) December 5, 2012

If you’re not responsible enough to pay for your own contraception, you probably shouldn’t be having sex in the first place.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) March 4, 2012

Dear person who came to Right Wing News searching for, “kimberley guifoyle *ss pics” — we don’t have those. Sorry. Also, really?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 14, 2012

Obama’s problem is that he thinks of the government as the master and the people who pay the taxes as the servants instead of vice-versa

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 19, 2012

It’s much better for the government to leave even “good ideas” unfunded or cut successful programs than it is to run a deficit.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 20, 2012

Planned Parenthood is all about women’s health, well, unless the women are babies, in which case they want to kill them. For profit.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 25, 2012

A rut helps make you into a slave. A good routine helps make you free.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 1, 2012

When you run across behavior that seems completely irrational, don’t forget that it may seem that way because it is completely irrational

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) January 6, 2012

People aren’t trash because of who they are, they’re trash because of how they behave.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 29, 2012

Half of stupid is still pretty stupid, stupid.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 18, 2012

A lot of people think sin is more fun than good. And a lot of times, it looks more fun — at first. Later it looks trapped & desperate.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 3, 2012

When someone gets all sensitive about other people “judging” them it’s pretty good bet they’re doing something they’re ashamed of.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 12, 2012

There’s nothing that makes a liberal angrier than a female, minority, or gay conservative who says, “I don’t need liberals to help me.”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 23, 2012

Most of the people everyone thinks are so original and carefree are just either high, mentally ill, or both.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 11, 2012

I think whether you find people who genuinely seem to be more moral than you to be appealing or repellent says a lot about your character

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 15, 2012

Your tribute to someone you cared about and lost isn’t how much you hurt, it’s how long you fondly remember them.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) May 28, 2012

A rule without a way to enforce it is merely a wish.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 17, 2012

The average person isn’t mean. They’re just so wrapped up in their own little world that they don’t think much about other people’s problems

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) April 19, 2012

High self esteem coupled with mediocrity is actually considerably worse than low self-esteem.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) May 12, 2012

Life’s not so much cruel as indifferent.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 5, 2012

People don’t learn morality, patriotism, intelligence, or hard work w/out being taught. Evil, being unpatriotic, stupid, and lazy come easy.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 22, 2012

If you could hire women to do the same work as men for 72 cents on the dollar, all female firms would be dominant. Of course, it’s not true.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 17, 2012

As a society we’ve gone past hiding the truth all the way to pretending that horrible, destructive behavior is admirable to spare feelings

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 10, 2012

No legalisms, manmade ethics system, or meaningless exhortations to be “nice” can come close to replacing Christianity.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) July 24, 2012

Shouldn’t abortion be considered a hate crime?

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 4, 2012

Every taxpayer should have a right to ask a fundamental question: “Is what I’m getting in gov’t services worth what I’m paying in taxes?”

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) August 15, 2012

No worker should be forced to join a union. No business should be required to only hire unionized workers.

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 2, 2012

In all of recorded human history, other than perhaps the Aztecs, I’m not sure there’s been a group as dedicated to killing babies as libs

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) February 7, 2012

We’re refighting the Cold War in America with Republicans in the role of the United States and Democrats in the role of the Soviets. Discuss

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) November 29, 2012

Voter fraud? There’s no voter fraud, so there’s no need to take any steps to prevent it! — Signed, the people who benefit from voter fraud

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) June 11, 2012

@toure I don’t know if anybody has ever said this to you before you race hustler, but if not let me be the first: You can kiss my white ass

— John Hawkins (@johnhawkinsrwn) October 4, 2012