Year: 2014

Punks Invade Home, Confront Armed Homeowner, Get so Scared They call Police on Themselves!

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Here is a tale that once again proves that criminals are not the smartest subset of humanity. Two halfwits in Oregon invaded a home and began beating the resident, but when he grabbed a shotgun and fired two warning shots, these doofuses ran out of the home and called police. You can guess who got […]

 

Obama Thinks You’re too Stupid to Pick Good Food, Wants ‘Talking Shopping Cart’ to Guide You

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

So, you are just a lowly, stupid American that needs Obama to guide you in all aspects of your life. In fact, you are so stupid you don’t know how to pick the “right” foods, so The One wants you to use his “talking shopping cart” in the grocery store, a device that will “congratulate” […]

 

Hyper-Progressive Elizabeth Warren Releases Her 11 Commandments Of Nice Fascism

Posted on by William Teach

Progressives, who Jonah Goldberg referred to as “nice fascists” in his book Liberal Fascism, have been gaga for Elizabeth Warren from the first. They willing ignored her blatant lies about being a Native American, because of racial politics. They excuse her fundraising from big wig 1%ers. She pushes a progressive populism, while being one of […]

 

20 Examples of What Liberalism REALLY Is

Posted on by John Hawkins

1) Liberalism is college professors and documentary filmmakers accumulating vast fortunes in a capitalistic system by decrying the evils of capitalism. 2) Liberalism is claiming that the “border is secure” while saying we shouldn’t deport anyone who illegally crosses the border. 3) Liberalism is “environmental activists” flying across the world to ride together in SUVs […]

 

Republicans In Mississippi Shouldn’t Vote For Thad Cochran In The General Election Unless…

Posted on by John Hawkins

A majority of Republicans in Mississippi who voted in the primary and run-off election wanted Chris McDaniel to be their Senate candidate. Yet, Thad Cochran won anyway. How? By telling Democrats that Chris McDaniel and his supporters were racists. Worse yet, John McCain, Mitch McConnell, Karl Rove’s American Crossroads, the Chamber of Commerce and worst […]

 

How Obama is Turning Liberalism Into an Instrument of Coercion

Posted on by Michael Barone

Liberals just aren’t very liberal these days. The word “liberal” comes from the Latin word meaning freedom, and in the 19th century, liberals in this country and abroad stood for free speech, free exercise of religion, free markets, free trade — for minimal state interference in people’s lives. In the 20th-century, New Dealers revised this […]

 

Lois Lerner’s Illegal Instant Message Trick

Posted on by Phil Kerpen

It was so brazen. Right there, over email, Lois Lerner warned her colleagues “Congress has asked for emails… so we need to be cautious about what we say in emails.” Then she asked whether the IRS’s instant messaging application was being archived, and was told that – contrary to law – archiving had been disabled. […]

 

How Obama Questions Your Patriotism

Posted on by David Harsanyi

So Barack Obama is again using one of the most contemptible phrases in American politics — “economic patriotism.” There are many credible reasons to despise this rhetorical construct. Patriotism, after all, is the attachment to one’s homeland, a nationalistic devotion to one’s country and the values that make it great. If a person not only […]

 

How to End the Violence in “Chiraq”

Posted on by Gianno Caldwell

Between July 3rd and July 7th, 82 people were wounded and 16 killed by gunfire.If you think I’m talking about violence in Iraq, you’re wrong. : I’m talking about happenings in “Chiraq,” a new nickname for Chicago – my hometown. : This violence is an unfortunate way of life for many Chicagoans. Victims ranged from as young […]

 

NYU Professor: Save World From Global Warming By Genetically Modifying Humans To Make Us Smaller, Use Drugs To Make People Allergic To Meat

Posted on by Duane Lester

These are the folks educating America’s youth: Climate change is one of the biggest threats facing humankind, and as the stakes are raised, many are proposing ambitious solutions — from pumping dust into the atmosphere to escaping to space. But what if instead of trying to fix the world, we fixed ourselves? That’s the question […]

 

Caller Tells MSNBC’s Krystal Ball “A Blast of Wind from Howard Stern’s Ass” Brought Down Malaysian Airliner, Ball Asks For More Details About Military Training (Video)

Posted on by Duane Lester

Just, wow: A supposed “witness” to the crash of a Malaysian airliner in Ukraine told MSNBC’s Krystal Ball Thursday that it appeared to have been shot down by a “blast of wind from Howard Stern’s ass.” He then called her a “dumbass” when she didn’t seem to understand she was being punked. Ball appeared to […]

 

California Water Laws Prohibit Couple From Watering Lawn, Couple Then Threatened with $500 Fine for Having Brown Lawn

Posted on by Duane Lester

Welcome to California, where two plus two equals five: A Southern California couple who scaled back watering due to drought received a letter from the city of Glendora warning that they could face fines if they don’t get their brown lawn green again. The San Gabriel Valley Tribune reports the letter from the code enforcement […]

 

White House: We’ll Put Illegal Immigrants Wherever We Want, And We Won’t Tell You

Posted on by Ashley Herzog

Illegal immigrant children can be placed in states without local government knowing–because: they have a “right to privacy” that trumps the public’s right to know, according to White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest. Governors of some states have discovered through the media that illegals were being placed there. Nebraska Gov. Dave Heineman — a Republican — […]

 

Two Girls Who Posted Video of Themselves Torturing Endangered Tortoise Are Facing Charges

Posted on by Ashley Herzog

Two Florida teens who taped themselves stomping and lighting on fire an endangered tortoise will now face criminal charges. The girls were arrested in the wake of community outrage over the cell phone video. One girl said: ‘Burn baby, burn baby’ before adding, ‘Now you’re scared of us, huh?’…Another then said: ‘Ugh, I just want […]

 

Mexican Coyotes Load Up Illegal Alien Girls With Birth Control For Their Rapes

Posted on by Ashley Herzog

Mexican “Coyotes,” or human smugglers who bring illegal immigrants across the border, reportedly: distribute contraception to young girls before the journey because sexual violence is par for the course. This information comes from Rep. Michael McCaul of Texas, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee. “The coyotes give them contraceptives to take before they begin their […]

 

Harry Reid Says Illegal Immigrants Are Now ‘Legitimate Residents’

Posted on by Cassy Fiano

Central American government leaders may have facilitated a state-sponsored invasion, but can it really be called an invasion if our own leaders are welcoming the illegals in? According to Dingy Harry Reid, we can just do away with worrying about this whole debacle, because the illegal immigrants are now ‘legitimate’ residents… you know, because he […]

 

Hey, Chicago: Detroit Police Chief Says More Guns is Good

Posted on by Warner Todd Huston

Chicago, Illinois is losing at least 3 to 4 citizens every weekend to violence with upwards to 25 shot. EVERY weekend. Chicago pols, the city’s police superintendent, and state Democrats say we need to ban guns to “fix” the problem. But the Detroit Chief of Police says an armed citizenry is making HIS city safer. […]

 

Law & Order, Property Rights Follow Gentrification of Brooklyn

Posted on by Dave Blount

Hipsters are known for their rigid conformity to liberal ideology, so they might be horrified to learn that they have been reintroducing politically incorrect concepts like law & order and respect for property rights to the Third World hellhole that diversity had made of Brooklyn: The influx of well-off and educated white people to trendy […]

 

Rapper Who Severed His Penis Before He Jumped Out of an Apartment Explains Why

Posted on by Cassy Fiano

Whenever people say that drugs are bad, they probably have someone like Andre Johnson in mind. The rapper recently made headlines for cutting off his own penis before jumping out of a window, and explains the reason he did it: because he’s actually a god. “Yes, I was using drugs that night, but I was […]

 

Mom Jailed Because She Let Her 9-Year-Old Daughter Play in the Park Alone

Posted on by Cassy Fiano

If you’re reading this, chances are your childhood consisted of hours and hours spent outside in the sunshine, running around and playing unsupervised — and chances are also good that you’ve deprived your own children of that freedom because it’s “too dangerous”. Consider what happened to Debra Harrell, who committed the unthinkable crime of allowing […]

 

Team Obama Orders Companies To Notify Employees If Dropping Contraception Coverage

Posted on by William Teach

I can understand their point: it’s difficult to earn $9 a month to purchase birth control pills in the Obameconomy (Washington Times) The Obama administration ordered employers Thursday to notify their workers if they plan to cut birth-control coverage from their health plans in the wake of the Supreme Court’s “Hobby Lobby” decision. Labor Department […]

 

Most Americans Do Not Want Illegals Dumped In Their State

Posted on by William Teach

This is bipartisan (Breitbart) According to a Rasmussen Reports poll, 57% of likely U.S. voters “disapprove of housing these illegal immigrants in their state” while only 29% approve. The poll found that 83% of Republicans and 62% of unaffiliated voters opposed, while 52% of Democrats approved. The survey, which also found that 59% wanted the […]

 

This Week In Quotes: (7/11 – 7/17)

Posted on by John Hawkins

If a country is a land of defined and defended borders, within which resides a people of a common ancestry, history, language, faith, culture and traditions, in what sense are we Americans one nation and one people today? — Pat Buchanan The world is boiling with racial, tribal, cultural and moral conflict. People carry in […]

 

Mrs. Obama’s Operation VA Scandal Distraction

Posted on by Michelle Malkin

Barack and Michelle Obama are quite the diversionary tag-team. He blames everyone else for his problems. She takes credit for progress on his behalf that he doesn’t deserve and distracts public attention from his avalanche of failures with endless feel-good photo-ops. While the shirker in chief golfed and grubbed for money at closed-door celebrity fundraisers […]