I totally swiped this idea from Twitter: what can I say? It was funny! These are not in order because I’m including a couple I came up with and it seems cheesy to rank my own material against other Twitterers.
“Harry Potter and the mystery of the haunted girl’s shower room.” — johnhawkinsrwn
“Harry Potter and the magical missing cats of the Chinese Restaurant.” — johnhawkinsrwn
“Harry Potter and the Friend That Never Gets To Second Base” — ctj59
“Harry Potter and the Poorly Choreographed Fistfight” — imao_
“Harry Potter and the Uncomfortable Backrub from Uncle Rob” — shiverof3libras
“Harry Potter and the Gutters that don’t clean themselves.” — sv0o
“Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban’s Conjugal Visit!” — kennybarlow
“Harry Potter and another movie where no one believes him.” — ChattaMatrix
“Harry Potter and the Awkwardly Aging Franchise Star” — ninguna
“Harry Potter and The Less-Than-Satisfying Adaptation of a Novel” — Nug13