Sorry, Lord! You may have thought you were coming back one day at a time no man can predict. But, thanks to President Obama and 200 nations around the world, you won’t be able to come back, ever!
As you well know before it even happened, an agreement was reached to reduce carbon emissions and that puts the brakes on your plan to come back and destroy the world. I’m so very sorry! I had nothing to do with it.
Who know by humanity reduced greenhouse gasses prevents God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit from being God.
Well, so much that. I guess we should put away our Bibles because the point of the Gospel has been rendered moot. So much for that. Earth is saved forever. What a load off my mind.
From The Last Tradition