Paris Climate Change Agreement Prevents the Second Coming of Jesus Christ

Paris Climate Change Agreement Prevents the Second Coming of Jesus Christ

obamaSorry, Lord! You may have thought you were coming back one day at a time no man can predict. But, thanks to President Obama and 200 nations around the world, you won’t be able to come back, ever!

As you well know before it even happened, an agreement was reached to reduce carbon emissions and that puts the brakes on your plan to come back and destroy the world. I’m so very sorry! I had nothing to do with it.

Who know by humanity reduced greenhouse gasses prevents God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit from being God.

Well, so much that. I guess we should put away our Bibles because the point of the Gospel has been rendered moot. So much for that. Earth is saved forever. What a load off my mind.

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Samuel Gonzalez is the editor-in-chief of The Last Tradition, a blog he started in April 2009. Samuel is one of the top Latino bloggers in the country and his blog has been linked by Gateway Pundit, Right Wing News, Instapundit, Legal Insurrection, American Thinker and other top conservative blogs. He's a strong Reagan conservative, a Rush Limbaugh disciple, an unconventional Evangelical who not only takes on Liberal orthodoxy, but also challenges other so-called soft conservatives afraid to buck political correctness.

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