December 15, 2004
MIGHT HAVE DATE SATURDAY. DEVELOPING…
December 14, 2004
COFFEE LEAVES BITTER TASTE; FORGOT TO BUY SUGAR YESTERDAY
December 13, 2004
OMINOUS GREY CLOUDS FORM IN SKY. (NOTE TO SELF: WEAR RAINCOAT.)
December 10, 2004
MONSTER GRASS GROWS OUT OF ALL PROPORATION: LAWN NEEDS MOWING
December 9, 2004
SURPRISE NIGHTTIME INVASION; NEIGHBOR PARKS IN MY SPOT
December 8, 2004
INTERNET GOSSIP TO TRY MAKING OMELETTE WITH THREE EGGS INSTEAD OF TWO…
December 7, 2004
MAN CAN’T READ SMALL PRINT. WHERE ARE MY GLASSES?
December 6, 2004
DRUDGE MOTHER WAITS FOR CALL…
December 3, 2004
DOG LOOKS HUNGRY
December 2, 2004
MYSTERY SURROUNDS ONLINE GOSSIP REPORTER. WHAT’S WITH THE HAT?
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