January 3, 2005
PANGS OF HUNGER CONTINUE INTO MID-MORNING AFTER BURNT TOAST FOR BREAKFAST
January 2, 2005
OIL CRISIS!!! CAR RUNNING LOW!!!
January 1, 2005
CONFUSION!!! DISLOCATION!!! WAY TOO MANY BEERS DRUNK LAST NIGHT!!!
December 31, 2004
NOISES HEARD WELL INTO THE EVENING!!! NEIGHBORS HOST WILD PARTY!!!
December 30, 2004
END OF WORLD AS WE KNOW IT; GIRLFRIEND DUMPS ME
December 21, 2004
INDECISION MARS ONLINE REPORTER’S CHRISTMAS GIFT CHOICES
December 20, 2004
PAIN!!! MISERY!!! WHAT A HANGOVER!!!
December 17, 2004
SMOKE. FUMES. ‘IT WAS LIKE A WAR ZONE’ ONE WITNESS SAYS AS ONLINE REPORTER FORGETS ABOUT BURRITO IN MICROWAVE
December 16, 2004
BLACKOUT IN KITCHEN!!! MUST CHANGE LIGHT BULB!!!
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