Author: John Hawkins

Parents Outraged By The Victoria’s Secret Jailbait Collection

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Victoria’s Secret’s brand PINK has a new Spring Break ad campaign aimed at girls as young as 15 years old. Understandably, parents haven’t been too excited about their 15 year old daughters wearing panties emblazoned with slogans like “Wild”, “Feeling Lucky” and “Call Me”. After an eruption of protests, Victoria’s Secret has begun backpeddling hard. […]

 

Hundreds Of DHS Armored Trucks Are On The Move. Should You Be Freaking Out?

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Short answer? PROBABLY not. At first glance, it does seem more than a bit strange that the government is buying truly massive amounts of ammunition, body armor and military style vehicles. That’s why even members of Congress like Tim Huelskamp (R-Kan.) and Doug LaMalfa (R-Kan.) have become concerned enough to publicly request that the DHS […]

 

One Day After Calling Gun Owners “Heartless Motherf&ckers,” Jim Carrey Admits He Has An Armed Bodyguard

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After making news for doing a tired “humor” video mocking gun owners, whom he also called “heartless motherf&ckers,” Jim Carrey announced today on twitter that his armed bodyguard “doesn’t have a hundred rounds in his clip.” So wait, does that mean that Jim Carrey’s bodyguard is a “heartless motherf&cker?” If he is, what does it […]

 

White House Cancels Easter Egg Roll & Tours, But Sends 500 Million To The Palestinians

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Back in my teaching days, many years ago, one of the things I liked to ask the class to consider was this: Imagine a government agency with only two tasks: (1) building statues of Benedict Arnold and (2) providing life-saving medications to children. If this agency’s budget were cut, what would it do? The answer, […]

 

25 Examples of Liberal Racism in Quotes

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1) “(Obama’s) a nice person, he’s very articulate this is what’s been used against him, but he couldn’t sell watermelons if it, you gave him the state troopers to flag down the traffic.” — Dan Rather 2) “White folks was in the caves while we [blacks] was building empires … We built pyramids before Donald […]

 

Jim Carrey: Gun Owners Are “Heartless Motherf&ckers”

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Don’t you love pampered celebrities like Jim Carrey? Here we have a man who walks around in public with bodyguards. But if one of the little people, like YOU, wants to carry a gun so you can be protected, too, well that’s just ridiculous. Wow, what would society ever do without Jim Carrey and his […]

 

Gun Grabbing Mayor, Michael Bloomberg: “I Do Think There Are Certain Times We Should Infringe On Your Freedom”

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Michael Bloomberg is the living, breathing personification of that famous C.S. Lewis quote, “Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may […]

 

Sarah Palin Rocks An NBA Game In A Chick-Fil-A T-Shirt

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At CPAC, I couldn’t help but notice that Sarah Palin was in phenomenal shape. She looked like she had spent the last six months doing nothing but jogging and Pilates. Well apparently, Sarah Palin does do something other than exercise in her spare time, because she took in a Phoenix Suns vs Minnesota Timberwolves game. […]

 

Five Years In Jail For Releasing Heart Shaped Balloons?

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Every heard someone say he could call a penalty on every play in a professional football game? Well, that is getting to be true off the field as well. Every day, you’re probably breaking laws that could lead to you spending years in prison without even realizing it. Anthony Brasfield could tell you all about […]

 

The Senate Votes To Hammer Americans Who Buy Online With New Sales Taxes

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If you buy online, you already have to pay a shipping fee that takes a bigger bite out of your wallet than a sales tax. However, if the Senate has its way, you’ll have to pay a sales tax on top of the shipping fees. From the Hill. The Senate on Friday overwhelmingly approved an […]

 

Gun Control Legislation About To Hit The Senate; Is A National Gun Registry About To Become Law?

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“You never let a serious crisis go to waste. And what I mean by that it’s an opportunity to do things you think you could not do before.” — Rahm Emanuel Dianne Feinstein’s Assault Weapons ban may not be faring so well in the Senate, but that doesn’t mean Democrats have given up on exploiting […]

 

Right Wing News Meets Mrconservative.com

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Cyrus Massoumi from Mrconservative.com is probably the single smartest social media wizard I’ve ever met inside or outside of politics. What he’s doing with Facebook, marketing trends and data analysis is just head and shoulders above and beyond what I’ve been doing or, in my experience, what anyone else in political blogging is doing today. […]

 

Is A Balanced Budget In 5 Years Without Raising Taxes Possible? Rand Paul Says, “Yes!”

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Barack Obama seems to believe that our country can spend enormous sums that we don’t have, every year, from now until the end of time with no negative repercussions for our country. That strategy has never worked for any country, at any point, in the history of the world and it’s very unlikely it will […]

 

7 Liberal Hypocrites Who Call For Gun Control While Being Protected By Guns

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One of the great ironies of the gun control debate is that everyone who calls for gun control still wants a man with a gun protecting him. Every governor in America has armed security. You have to go through a metal detector guarded by men with guns to get into the Capitol building. Barack Obama […]

 

Barack Obama Is Now Apparently Hiring Alien Shape Shifters As Security

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Hey, Barack Obama, it’s time to put America first. Actually, scratch that; How about just putting HUMAN BEINGS first. Scratch that, how about just putting creatures native to our planet first and hiring actual HUMAN BEINGS from America instead of space aliens? Is that too much to ask? Apparently, according to some geniuses on the […]

 

Why The Rubio/McCain Amnesty Plan Would Mean That We’d Never Have Another Conservative President

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“There are many negative consequences to amnesty, but the one that I think ought to concern this crowd is that if amnesty goes through, America becomes California and no Republican will ever win another national election.” — Ann Coulter The day 10-12 million illegal aliens become American citizens, the Democrats pad their voter margin by […]

 

According To The Republican Elite, The GOP Needs To…

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….give up on being pro-life to appeal to single women. ….support amnesty for illegal aliens to appeal to Hispanics. ….stop trying to cut spending to appeal to the middle class. ….register guns to appease the gun control fanatics. ….legalize marijuana and support gay marriage to appeal to younger voters. ….give up on having a strong […]

 

Cyprus May Be The First Nation To Steal Bank Deposits, But It Won’t Be The Last

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When a nation is on the verge of having its credit cut off because it’s spent more than it’s taken in for a long, long time, it may be willing to take some truly desperate measures to stay afloat. Cyprus took the unprecedented step on Monday of closing its banks until Thursday as officials scrambled […]

 

Is The U.N. Weapons Treaty Supported By John Kerry A Backdoor Way To Achieve Gun Control In America?

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Diane Feinstein’s assault weapon ban may be deader than a doornail, but is the Obama administration trying to bring gun control into the United States via the NRA opposed U.N. Weapons Treaty? Per the Washington Post. The National Rifle Association, which is battling a raft of gun control measures on Capitol Hill, also has an […]

 

The CPAC 2013 Experience In Pictures (40 Pics)

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If conservative conferences were all on Monster Island, CPAC would be Godzilla. It’s the biggest conference with the biggest names, the most parties and the most press. You want to meet big name conservatives, party, or network? Then CPAC is the best conference to do it at. The event also has a blistering, hectic pace […]

 

BREAKING: Assault Weapons Ban Dropped

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BREAKING: Assault Weapons Ban Dropped After the tragic Newtown school massacre, gun control advocates all across the country were determined, “not to let a crisis go to waste.” They didn’t care about stopping another massacre, because if they did, they would have back the NRA’s proposal to put armed guards in schools. No, they just […]

 

Donald Trump Tells A Fascinating Inside Story About His Dealings With The Obama Administration

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Donald Trump Tells A Fascinating Inside Story About His Dealings With The Obama Administration Donald Trump gave a sober, hard hitting speech about the state of the country and the Republican Party at CPAC 2013. He also offered up a fascinating inside story about his dealings with the Obama Administration that he said summed up […]

 

The 7 Best Quotes From Rand Paul’s Speech at CPAC 2013

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The 7 Best Quotes From Rand Paul’s Speech at CPAC 2013 7) “It’s time for us to revive Reagan’s law. For liberty to expand, government must shrink. For the economy to grow, government must get out of the way.” 6) “What about the 3 million dollars we spend studying monkeys on meth. Does it really […]

 

7 Movies That Show You The Masculine Ideal

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Action movies are just as American as motherhood, apple pie and capitalism. Movies like Unforgiven, Gladiator, Rooster Cogburn, Conan, Dirty Harry, Die Hard, The Dark Knight, High Noon, Man on Fire, Red Dawn, Tombstone, and True Grit speak to men in a primal language that transcends the story line on the screen. Men like these […]