I Made a New Word XL

Frum • i • fes • to (n.) A Frumifesto is a manifesto written down by a liberal jackass pretending to be a conservative, crying into his beer grape juice that “today’s” conservatives aren’t acting like “real” conservatives, which means like liberals. Like this guy over here. Some ingredients in the mix are regular fixtures. 1. She’s in there. Oh yes. […]

 


CINO

Anne Rice, founder of the sparkly-vampire craze of the naughty-aughties, is no longer Christian. The “Interview With The Vampire” author, who in recent years has spoken publicly about her faith and written a series of novels tracing the life of Jesus, wrote on her Facebook page Wednesday that she was finished with organized Christianity. For […]

 


Adam Serwer Says Move Along There’s Nothing to See Here

Here’s a fascinating paradox of liberalism, one that affects not only them but anybody who lives where they have influence. Who you are determines truth. Ted Kennedy or Robert Byrd drop dead, and if Fox News says that’s what happened then it hasn’t really happened yet. Vice President Joe Biden says the Recovery & Reinvestment […]

 



Carrie Fisher is Why I’d Vote No on Legalizing Drugs

Or she’s part of the reason why. I’ve drawn a lot of flak on this and why I draw flak on it, has always been a mystery to me. Whether or not any drug should be legal, is a question on which the federal government has no jurisdiction whatsoever. Congress can declare things illegal, but […]

 


D’JEver Notice? LVII

Former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin received a whole lot of criticism this week for the terrible crime she committed of being-spied-on. My d’jever-notice-moment comes from reading the late, but now lengthy, history of Palin criticism. Ever notice that with ninety-nine percent of it, if you take out all the occurrences of “Sarah Palin” and […]

 





Forty-Six Things I Cannot Explain to my Grandchildren, or to the Alien Living in my Laundry Room

I’m not completely clueless about all these things. But being able to explain something is a different thing from knowing about it. I just hope, in the decades to come, nobody comes askin’…I do not consider these things easily explained… 1. Timothy Geithner getting his job. 2. Timothy Geithner keeping his job. 3. Liberals putting […]

 

“Voted For Obama? Embarrassed Yet?”

KLTV, East Texas: My comments at Rick’s place speak for themselves: Two points. And my first has been echoed here numerous times already: Congrats to the teevee station for shoving their microphone into the face of a steady stream of Obama supporters who don’t like the billboard. If ever[y]one in the vicinity felt that way […]

 







If She Comes Gunnin’ For it, the Job’s Hers

Some time ago the former Governor of Alaska asked “How’s that hopey, changey thing workin’ out for ya?” Now that it’s been a couple of months, someone at DailyKOS figured out hey, that sounds like it could be a valid point, we’d better put together some stuff to at least pretend to answer it. The […]

 

They Need a Powell Doctrine

Quite a few years ago the word got out that then-Secretary of State Colin Powell wasn’t quite falling into line with the Bush administration’s decision to go to war, and that among the festering issues was the administration’s failure to fulfill the Powell Doctrine. Victory was not being adequately defined. Our country wasn’t following the […]

 

My 42 Definitions of a Strong Society

Yes, once again it is time to dig into the obsessive-compulsive-list-making “what’s been ripening in the innards of the smartphone” file. And nobody disagrees with me about any of it. At least, when talking-out-loud most people don’t disagree with much of it. Being a liberal, lately, seems to involve saying something to the effect of […]

 

Watering Down the Purity Test

…because a fine delicacy of a dessert, mixed with sewage, is sewage. Therefore a “diluted” purity test is…? From two months ago: Republican leaders are circulating a resolution listing 10 positions Republican candidates should support to demonstrate that they “espouse conservative principles and public policies” that are in opposition to “Obama’s socialist agenda.” According to […]

 

Christianity, Conservatism and “Reality TV”

Reality teevee is starting to look like droopy butt-crack jeans to me: It appeals to morons, it looks (consequently) as stupid as all holy h*ll, but for reasons nobody can explain it’s just hanging around like a bad smell, year after year and decade after decade. Who thinks this looks cool? Who likes it? Someone […]

 


Alyssa Milano’s Challenge to Corporations

Take that, corporations! Last night, as I sat in the comfort of my living room, watching the news and obsessively checking my Twitter homepage for the latest developments, I felt completely helpless. I cried, and then I did the only thing I could do…I wrote a check to the U.S. Fund for UNICEF for $50,000. […]