California Cannot Afford to House Prisoners, Yet Continues to Spend Wastefully

Governor Jerry “Moonbeam” Brown is in hot water because California does not have the money to house all the criminals that liberal policies have drawn to the erstwhile golden state: Escalating a dispute with the courts over California’s troubled prison system, Gov. Jerry Brown on Friday fired back at federal judges who threatened to hold […]

 

Fourth Graders Compelled to Denounce Constitution in Crayon

If we don’t get education out of the hands of statists, we may as well disband the military, because within a generation there will be no liberty left to defend. The latest public school brainwashing outrage: A father in Duval County, Florida has alleged that his son’s fourth-grade teacher instructed students to express — in […]

 

Kermit Gosnell Media Blackout

It would be hard to imagine a more striking story than the trial of abortionist Kermit Gosnell. Yet the establishment press puts its devotion to leftist ideology even above cashing in on this lurid tale. Via Human Events: A Delaware woman who worked for abortion doctor Kermit Gosnell recalled hearing one child “screaming” after it […]

 

US Army Targets Christians

In fundamentally transformed America, politically incorrect belief in the Bible is an issue of concern for the US Armed Forces: A U.S. Army officer sent an email to dozens of subordinates listing the American Family Association and Family Research Council as “domestic hate groups” because they oppose homosexuality — and warned officers to monitor soldiers […]

 


Elderly Man Arrested for Defending Himself From Bear

Liberty is only a fading memory in a country run by kooks so authoritarian that an elderly man can be arrested for defending himself from a wild beast on his own property. From Taxachusetts: A 76-year-old Auburn man is facing charges after killing a bear in his backyard. Richard Ahlstrand told WBZ-TV he was stocking […]

 

DHS Ammo Shortage

Even such a staid publication as Forbes has become exceedingly alarmed by the stockpiling of handgun ammunition by the inscrutable Department of Homeland Security. Yet beleaguered Border Patrol agents recently received an email reading in part: Enforcement Personnel, Due to budget concerns and ammunition availability, we will not be getting issued any proficiency ammunition for […]

 

Under ObamaCare, Medicare to Cover Sexual Disfigurement Procedures

ObamaCare has greatly accelerated Medicare’s inevitable decline into bankruptcy. But for the profligate moonbats running the federal government, that is no reason not to spend still more using it to advance depraved social engineering objectives: For the first time since 1981, when it dubbed sex-change operations “experimental,” Medicare has opened the door to covering transsexual […]

 

Hiring Lifeguards Who Can’t Swim in the Name of Diversity

Following the election of Barack Hussein Obama, it is no longer possible to take Affirmative Action to new extremes of stupidity — but that doesn’t mean moonbats won’t try: To diversify the lifeguard force, Phoenix will spend thousands of dollars to recruit minorities even if they’re not strong swimmers, according to an official quoted in […]

 

Envirothuggery Hits Malibu

There’s been a terrible mistake. Only the little people are supposed to be sacrificed on behalf of lunatic enviromoonbattery. Not the beautiful people: Some of Hollywood’s wealthiest stars are battling environmentalists over a $20million plan to save their houses on Malibu’s badly named Broad Beach. Steven Spielberg, Robert Redford, Dustin Hoffman, Goldie Hawn and Pierce […]

 

Convicted Terrorist Kathy Boudin Teaches at Columbia University

Obama friend and mentor Bill Ayers and his sociopathic bride aren’t the only Weather Underground terrorists to find comfortable homes in academia: Former Weather Underground radical Kathy Boudin – who spent 22 years in prison for an armored-car robbery that killed two cops and a Brinks guard – now holds a prestigious adjunct professorship at […]

 

Even Hoaxers Admit It Isn’t Getting Any Warmer

There’s no better time than April Fools Day to check in on the progress of the global warming crisis: Debate about the reality of a two-decade pause in global warming and what it means has made its way from the sceptical fringe to the mainstream. Even global warming profiteers have had to admit that their […]

 

$1.2 Million Payoff for Being Racial Aggrieved

Racially aggrieved homicidal maniac Christopher Dorner is dead, but his legacy lives on for the LAPD: A jury Tuesday ordered the city of Los Angeles to pay $1.2 million to a black police officer who alleged he was the butt of vulgar racial harassment by a white supervisor and other officers. In his lawsuit, Earl […]

 


Gay Marriage: What’s in It for Michael Bloomberg?

The authoritarian statist Michael Bloomberg has used his power to suppress guns, cigarettes, salt, trans fats, soda pop, baby formula, and even Styrofoam, but there is one thing he isn’t against: the distortion of marriage to encompass deviant same-sex relationships. His deep pockets allow him to extend his authority beyond NYC’s borders. Just as he […]

 

Public Charter School Puts on Blasphemous Play

Educators have any number of ways to get their message across — from as simple as commanding students to write “Jesus” on a slip of paper and stamp on it, to as elaborate as this: Students from the Pioneer Valley Performing Arts Charter Public School, or PVPA — which serves 400 pupils, grades 7-12, in […]

 

The Hazards of Taking the Baby for a Stroll While Unarmed

Imagine the mileage the “mainstream” media would get out of this story if the races of those involved didn’t conflict with the official narrative. From Fox News: Two teenage boys were arrested Friday in the shocking shooting death of an infant, killed in the stroller his mother was pushing in a coastal Georgia town. Seventeen-year-old […]

 

Obama Denounces American History to Palestinians Below Giant Picture of Arafat

Obama wouldn’t give a speech at Catholic Georgetown until a holy Christian symbol had been blacked out. In contrast, he didn’t have a problem speaking under the giant visage of dead-of-AIDS, boy-molesting terrorist Yasser Arafat: In case background is needed on Obama’s fellow Nobel Peace Prize laureate, [G]roups under Arafat’s direct or indirect command — […]

 

$500 Reward for Ratting Out Gun Owners in People’s Republic of New York

Too bad the warrantless nighttime raid on the Shawn Moore household took place in New Jersey and not Andrew Cuomo’s authoritarian dystopia across the Hudson. The snitch who called it in might have been paid for his service to the State: Known as the “Gun Tip Line”, New Yorkers can call a toll free hotline […]

 



USDA to Furlough Meat Inspectors While Advertising Food Stamps in Mexico

Here is how Wikipedia describes the Washington Monument Syndrome… The Washington Monument syndrome, also known as the Mount Rushmore Syndrome, or the firemen first principle, is a political tactic used in the United States by government agencies when faced with budget cuts. The tactic entails cutting the most visible or appreciated service provided by the […]

 

So That’s Why They Call It Brown

Brown is an Ivy League university. The status entailed in attending it doesn’t come cheap. Undergraduate tuition plus room, board, and fees for 2012–2013 will set you back $55,016. Fortunately taxpayer-backed student loans and scholarships are available. Here is what Brown students have been learning during Sex Week 2013: Following an introductory seminar on “Fornication […]

 

Top US Admiral: Mythical Global Warming Is Top Military Threat

Fortunately, it doesn’t matter that the Marines are evidently running out of bullets, because the main threat our military will address under the direction of moonbats is impervious to small arms fire. That threat is the debunked hoax formerly known as global warming: America’s top military officer in charge of monitoring hostile actions by North […]

 



Susan Rice for National Security Advisor

After appointing the treasonous Hanoi John Kerry as Secretary of State, the Cindy Sheehan-esque barking moonbat Chuck Hagel as Secretary of Defense, and Islamophile John Brennan as head of the CIA, it has become so hard for Obama to continue to push the envelope regarding his open contempt for America’s national security interests that he […]

 

Rand Paul, RINOs, and the Fork in the Road for the GOP

You know the heroic stand Rand Paul took against tyranny with his historic filibuster was a success not only because Eric Holder reversed course and renounced the use of drones to kill Americans on American soil without due process, but by the reaction of the dinosaurs dominating the Republican establishment. Snipes John McCain: “If Mr. […]

 

Anger Management Requirement for Buying Ammo

There are three possible explanations for why liberals don’t just repeal the Second Amendment outright: 1) they don’t have the votes, because despite the Hope & Change, close to half of the population is still American; 2) by ignoring it instead of repealing it, they are effectively destroying the entire Constitution by demonstrating that it […]