Even Obama’s Cook Is a Czar

The Romanovs are about to get crowded right out of the history books, as Comrade Obama appoints yet another Czar. From Judicial Watch:

In a comical move even for a czar-happy president who has rewarded dozens of cronies with distinguished titles, the White House has named the Obama’s personal Chicago cook [Sam Kass] as “Senior Policy Adviser for Healthy Food Initiatives.”

Cooks carry a weighty responsibility in a White House inhabited by people who regard obesity as a national security issue.

Because it’s such a dire situation, [Michelle Obama] has convinced her husband’s administration to spend $400 million a year to bring “healthy foods” to low-income neighborhoods and $10 billion to revise a decades-old federal measure that already feeds tens of millions of poor children at school for free.

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Whatever, we don’t need our money anyway. Dispose of it as you will, wise rulers!

Kass has a big job ahead of him. The Bitter Half expects him to “change the way we think as a country.” As Judicial Watch comments:

Makes you wonder what Kass, who also doubles as a White House chef, has been putting in the Obamas’ food all these years.

How much does a cook who can change the way we think as a country get paid? Nobody knows.

Kass’s salary is excluded in the Annual Report to Congress on White House Staff because he’s considered “residence staff” and those salaries don’t need to be disclosed.

In the Obamination Administration, the term for this is transparency.

Czar Kass in his castle.

On a tip from Incitatus. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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