Jeff Foxworthy Was Asked About Obama And Provided A BRUTALLY Honest Answer

Jeff Foxworthy Was Asked About Obama And Provided A BRUTALLY Honest Answer

You can’t disagree with the person who created “Are You Smarter than a Fifth grader.” Jeff Foxworthy had one shot and he nailed it when he was talking about Obama.

He recently took to his Facebook page to let us know what he’s really thinking about the state of our country.

Comedian Jeff Foxworthy has four amazing comments regarding Obama that are pricelessly true, equally frightening, and certainly makes one ponder how Obama was elected for a second term.

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“If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.”

It’s true. I can legally face a fine for catching a 4 inch sonny with an $8 Walmart fishing rod in a public pond. Meanwhile Juan the Mexican carpenter smuggles himself into America inside a duffle bag in an RV and wins free healthcare. A Father can’t take his 5 year old fishing without paying for a license, but Juan can illegally trespass into a country and that’s ok? That makes perfect sense.

“If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.”

It’s true. All trips require permission slips except for the one that involves murder. If you want to murder a fetus, then you have to do it on your own because many parents won’t sign that permission slip unless it’s a rape baby. And don’t forget how weird teenagers are, because some teens are more scared of being grounded without their cell phone than they are of scary sharp steel tools raking their uterus. I suppose bad parenting and amazing technology is an unfortunate cause of abortions. A student can’t step foot into the Zoo without a signed permission slip, but they can make as many trips to Planned Parenthood as they want. I guess donating baby parts pays more than delivering newspapers.

“If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.”

It’s true. While you could hide a weapon in the back end of a three-year-old or golden girl, it’s usually not the case and the airport detectors would find it provided they are allowed to do their job. On the contrary, don’t you dare offend or profile a possible terrorist? That’s ludicrous. Historically, most terrorists look like…well…terrorists, and terrorists have a certain look to them. That’s just how it is. So yes, it’s probably a profiling thing, but most importantly it’s also a matter of security and saving lives. At the sake of the ongoing political correctness and not wanting to offend people, coupled with the absurd levels of oversensitivity, it seems like security guards are not allowed to inspect certain people who most likely are not terrorists, but obviously draw attention while hiding under a Burka. What happened to fair and equal treatment of all citizens? Everyone should be permitted to be checked, regardless of religion, race, or sex. If I was a TSA agent, then my rubber gloved finger would be inside every Burka wearing anus. I don’t care how offensive it is because watching thousands of people die as the Twin Towers collapsed on live TV was offensive to me. That’s a good enough reason for TSA to stick their fingers anywhere they wish in order to ensure the safety of travelers.

“If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.”

It’s true. If you lose all rights to bear arms, then you are left unprotected and we change America’s slogan to “Land of the not free, come rob me at home in my sleep.”

Take my guns? There’s no point to take a law abiding citizens guns because law abiding citizens aren’t the ones committing crimes. Criminals commit crimes. Criminals don’t follow laws. What moronic planet does one live in which they think gun control would ever work? Criminals have that title because they don’t follow the law now, and they wouldn’t follow the gun control laws either. That would leave peaceful hardworking Americans unprotected at home, fighting off robberies with broomsticks and swords. Either that or the good Americans would collectively break the law and hide our weapons as needed, because no one breaks into our house and gets away with it…unless you’re an illegal immigrant breaking into the country who gets treated like gold, but that’s another story.

Frank Lea

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