Obamao Follows Up Nobel Prize With Black Belt in Tae Kwon Do

23 Nov, 2009 by Dave Blount

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Wouldn’t it be nice to be awarded all sorts of honors — Editor of the Harvard Law Review, President of the United States, Nobel Peace Prize laureate — without ever accomplishing anything other than managing to personify Affirmative Action? Actually no, when you think about what the honors would actually be worth. The latest for the “No, I’m Not Kidding” department: Chairman Zero was awarded a black belt in tae kwon do by the President of South Korea during his Asia junket.

There is no more evidence that Comrade Obama has studied tae kwon do than there is that he’s qualified to serve as President, although no one can be sure, with his college years kept so tightly under wraps. Whether the black belt would do him any good in a fight is doubtful.

On a tip from Cristy Li. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.