President Urkel Is About To Kick Someone’s @ss!

When President Urkel starts talking about how he’s going to kick someone’s ass, you can’t help but feel just a little bit embarrassed for him as a man,

I was down there a month ago, before most of these talkin’ heads were even paying attention to the gulf. A month ago I was meeting with fishermen down there, standin’ in the rain talking about what a potential crisis this could be. and I don’t sit around just talking to experts because this is a college seminar, we talk to these folks because they potentially have the best answers, so I know whose ass to kick.

If George Bush had said he was trying to figure out whose ass to kick, bad actors across the globe would be wetting themselves:  –:  because if George Bush decided to kick your ass, it meant there were Marines headed towards your coordinates and there was a cell at Gitmo with your name on it.

Obama, on the other hand, is such a narcissistic pansy that he can’t pull off the tough guy act. That’s because it’s so obvious that it’s just an act. Everybody has figured out the score here. The Democrats have been telling everyone who’ll listen that the government is Superman: it can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. So, we have a massive oil spill, something that people are expecting the government to deal with and it turns out they’re completely hapless, unprepared, and unable to deal effectively with the situation.

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However, if Obama admits the truth, it opens a can of worms. If the government wasn’t prepared here, are they really prepared to handle health care? If the government can’t handle this disaster, could they handle say a nuclear bomb going off in an American city? If the government is too incompetent to deal with this, what else are they too incompetent to deal with? Those are not questions liberals want the American people asking.

So since the government’s helpless and doesn’t want to admit the obvious truth, liberals have been clamoring for Barack to pull a Clinton and show that he feels America’s pain! Sure, that won’t fix the problem, but it gives people the impression that he cares — which will have to do.

So Obama, who honestly doesn’t seem to care about much of anything other than furthering socialism and rebutting criticism aimed at him personally, is trying to give people the false impression that he can handle the situation. Therefore, his administration says they’re running the show, they’re looking to file criminal charges, Obama wants to “plug the hole,” he wants to know : “whose ass to kick.” It’s all consultant driven messaging that has nothing to do with fixing the problem, unless you consider “the problem” to be that this oil spill is hurting Obama’s image. Unfortunately, that is all they care about, so we’re being treated to President Urkel’s Bruce Lee transformation,

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