The Top 10 Funniest #AttackWatch Tweets

The Top 10 Funniest #AttackWatch Tweets

If all publicity is good publicity, then the tsunami of mockery that has engulfed Obama’s creepy AttackWatch website is awash in good publicity. The whole idea behind the website is to report anything mean you hear about Obama so his website can churn out propaganda in response to it.

The page simultaneously gives off a fascistic vibe while simultaneously reinforcing the idea that Obama is hyper-sensitive about being criticized. So, all in all, it’s not very well executed and quite naturally, it has become a laughingstock. So, with that in mind, here are the 10 funniest tweets about the #AttackWatch website from Twitter.

10) @ScottSwett1 #AttackWatch: I, for one, am honored to be recruited as an informer by our new insect overlords.

9) @iowahawkblog: I’m grateful to live in a country where the totalitarians are so hilariously inept. #AttackWatch

8) @justkarl: .@Doc_0 #AttackWatch already has a bat-signal, but it’s solar, so it doesn’t work at night.

7) @secupp Watch out, monthly jobless report. @AttackWatch is onto you. #attackwatch

6) @freeulysses Hey #attackwatch my boss just said the purpose of a business is to make a profit for it’s shareholders. Can I like, citizens arrest?

5) @RachelWard301 @attackwatch I sneezed & some guy I don’t know said “God bless you”. I want him arrested for forcing his religion on me. #attackwatch

4) @madisonmom4 #attackwatch I have to turn my husband in, he told my son there’s only 50 states. What a commie

3) @CalebHowe Extra points if you turn in your parents. MT @AttackWatch See a new attack on the President or his record? Use #attackwatch to report it.

2) @johnhawkinsrwn Bush wanted people to say something if they suspected terrorism. Obama wants you to alert #AttackWatch if you think someone doesn’t like him

1) @mkhammer I prince of Nigeria. Please to unleash many riches I send you. Simple help by report @michellemalkin to #AttackWatch. Also, ur credit card.

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