Looks Like Obama Lost These Boobs as Fans, Anyway

The Barbi Twins are no longer big fans of the Obammessiah. They think he’s turned his back on the horses. No, not the ones at the race track — well, maybe after they retire from the track they’ll fit in this story. No the Barbi twins think Obama has abandoned the horses that had until […]

 

New Low for PETA

Among the most terrifying beasts are those that live in the sea, as a Longboat Key, Florida resident learned recently: Charles Wickersham, 21, was bitten by an apparent shark while he was spearfishing several miles off the coast of Anna Maria Island. Wickersham remains in intensive care after the apparent shark attack. But moonbats found […]

 

Shocker! ACLU Decries Targeted Killing Of al-Awlaki

I thought this deserved a stand-alone post rather than an adder to the previous post on al-Awlaki (ACLU Statement) U.S. airstrikes in Yemen today killed Anwar Al-Aulaqi, an American citizen who has never been charged with any crime. ACLU Deputy Legal Director Jameel Jaffer said, “The targeted killing program violates both U.S. and international law. […]

 

Conviction Upheld in Murder by Veganism

Abortion isn’t the only means moonbats have of killing children. There is also veganism — although it has the shortcoming that it can subject progressive parents to justice: Georgia’s top court on Monday upheld the conviction and life sentence against an Atlanta vegan couple over the death of their malnourished 6-week-old boy, who was fed […]

 

“The Butter Cow Represents Humankind’s Tyranny Over Defenseless Animals.”

Hard core animal rights activists have become such a cabal of out-of-touch fruit loops that they’re almost impossible to parody. A small sign reading “Go vegan” was briefly hung around an Iowa State Fair butter cow Sunday morning, and animal rights activists took responsibility. …An email to The Des Moines Register from an animal rights […]

 


Calling Pets “Pets” Is a Thought Crime

It’s time for a new edition of the Newspeak dictionary. According to the pointy-headed circus clowns who pass down surrealist moral judgments from atop their ivory towers, our current vocabulary oppresses animals: Animal lovers should stop calling their furry or feathered friends “pets” because the term is insulting, leading academics claim. Domestic dogs, cats, hamsters […]

 


PETA Demands Alterations to the Bible

Because political correctness is a totalitarian ideology, imposed by its proponents on every conceivable facet of human existence, language in the latest edition of the New International Version Bible has been altered to eradicate alleged linguistic sexism: forefathers changed to ancestors, he changed to he or she, et cetera. But animal rights militants want input […]

 

On Second Chances: Ted Williams vs. Michael Vick

Ted Williams was all the rage these last couple of days in the blogosphere and on cable news. In case you happen to be living under a rock this past week, Ted Williams is the homeless man who was a former radio announcer with a “golden voice” who fell into trouble with drugs and alcohol. […]

 


Professor Bloodlust: Kill All Meat Eating Animals for THEIR Sake?

In the warped moral thinking of the extreme left, all creatures are better off never having existed for their “suffering.” This is, for instance, how in-human leftists excuse abortion. If a child was never born, they contend, he will never suffer. Well, at least one professor has taken this extreme precept to its ultimate end. […]

 


Just One More Freedom Crushed: Feds Destroying Exotic Pet Industry

Congress has suddenly realized something. Animals could be dangerous! Gosh. One wonders what magick faierie dust was sprinkled on these stalwart protectors of the public weal that made them realize that animals are dangerous? Whatever fantastic episode befell Congress they have acted and hence these high mukety-mucks last year introduced an ominous sounding bill called […]

 

Human Rights Are Called That Because They’re For Humans

The animal rights wackos are back with a not-so-new-line of attack: We should give whales and dolphins “human rights” because they’re so super incredibly smart: Whales and dolphins should get “human rights” to life and liberty because of mounting evidence of their intelligence, a group of conservationists and experts in philosophy, law and ethics said […]

 

News Alert: Bald Eagles Arrested For Eating Endangered Species

Yesterday the State of California arrested several pairs of American Bald Eagles that researchers released into the wild near the Channel Islands. Authorities charged the birds with conspiracy to kill endangered island foxes and rare seabirds for purposes of eating them. The state’s case was built on the research of Seth D. Newsome, a researcher […]

 








PETA Speech: I Think Liberal Networks Should Air Liberal Ads

Really, now. Why hide from this: The ad wraps up the left’s disgust with America. Crappy tradition, crappy white family, crappy Thanksgiving, hypocritical Christians, and of course, animal-hatred. Basically the ad captures everything they hate about America in one ad. It’s fabulous! Let America know. Be overt! Don’t be shy! And some libs agree: PETA […]

 


Good Bears, Good Predators

What is the best defense against a predator? A passive defense and kind words. Enter Colorado environmentalists who romanticize the black bears’ increased boldness and the attacks that come with them. But this is just a metaphor, really. Our new President sees the worlds predators–Iran, North Korea, Al Qaeda, etc.–and sees a fuzzy widdle puff […]