Now Global Warming Causes Giant Flying Boulders

At last we really do have a consensus on the global warming crisis: no one takes it seriously. But that only challenges moonbats to come up with ever more hysterical lies. Thoroughly discredited, shark-jumping global warming activist James Hansen, who pushed global cooling back when it was politically fashionable, now screeches that two rocks atop a cliff in the Bahamas prove that global warming causes what a WaPo headline describes as giant flying boulders:

The idea is that Earth’s climate went through a warming period just over 100,000 years ago that was similar in many ways to the warming now attributed to the actions of man. And the changes during that period were so catastrophic, they spawned massively powerful superstorms, causing violent ocean waves that simply lifted the boulders from below and deposited them atop this cliff.

If this is true, the effort kicking off in Paris this week to hold the world’s nations to strict climate targets may be even more urgent than most people realize.

Yes, indeed. It would mean that our moonbat overlords need to raise our taxes and lower our standard of living at once lest we be crushed by flying boulders.

Fortunately, everything that comes out of global warming cultists and profiteers like Hansen is absolute crap.

Giant flying boulders. Add them to The List.

Where Hansen probably got the idea.

On tips from Steve T and Don M. Cross-posted at Moonbattery.

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