Hugo Chavez: Marvin The Martian Is Extinct Because Of Capitalism

True fact: Some of the greatest minds in the world including Thomas Edison, Nikola Tesla, and Guglielmo Marconi believed that there was a civilization on Mars that was trying to communicate with us. Fast forward to the current day and blithering idiots like Hugo Chavez are telling people Mars had a civilization that was destroyed by capitalism,

I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet,” Chavez said in speech to mark World Water Day.

My theory? Someone on Mars figured out that they tasted like chicken and next thing you know, it was “Moylent Ying is made of Martians!” Next stop? Extinction.

PS: If Hugo Chavez wants to personally go to Mars to explore this, preferably via some sort of gigantic socialist catapult, I am completely in favor of that.

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