Woman Claims Pokemon Go Character RAPED Her! She “felt” An Assault [VIDEO]

Woman Claims Pokemon Go Character RAPED Her! She “felt” An Assault [VIDEO]

This woman has obviously slipped a cog, or several. A woman in Russia (of course) claims that she was playing Pokemon GO before bed and fell asleep. She says she awoke to find Pokemon raping her. No… I’m not going to do the really, really, really bad sexual pun that comes to mind over this. Must not go there.

Sounds to me like this woman has slipped the bonds of reality and has fantasy mixed in with it. Time to go see a head shrink if you ask me. Her husband tends to agree. But that didn’t stop this sex-obsessed Pokemon player from filing a complaint with the police. And she is far from alone. People are calling the police now when they can’t find Pokemon. They should be fined to the hilt for that bit of lunacy.

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From the Daily Mail:

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Police say a young woman has lodged a formal complaint that she has been raped – by a Pokemon.

She told officers that she had been sexually assaulted by a giant Pokemon in her apartment in the Russian capital city of Moscow.

The married woman, whose name has not been released, had reportedly been playing Pokemon GO before she fell asleep.

She claimed that she woke up to find a huge Pokemon lying on top of her body and says it was raping her.

This woman went to a psychic and not even a fraud could help her. Geez. She says the Pokemon GO app on her phone could still detect the same virtual character’s presence on her bed after she ‘felt’ assaulted. Ivan Makarov, the woman’s friend, said: “She says there are too many Pokemon at her place and even the dog can sense them. She says the dog barks whenever she plays Pokemon GO.” Her friend sounds a bit ‘touched’ too and the poor dog just senses the woman’s insanity when she plugs into the game.

Pokemon GO, a free-to-play, location-based augmented reality game for iOS and Android devices, has become a huge craze since it launched in July of 2016. Players use GPS to locate, capture, battle and train virtual creatures, called Pokemon, who appear on screen as if they were in the same real-world location as the player.

I think this game is just moronic and possibly dangerous. But I also think that people are getting far too into these games and forgetting what reality looks like. Thus you have people getting lost in caves and getting hit by cars because they just can’t discern what is real anymore.

Here’s a bit of advice… try living in and enjoying the real world. It’s far more entertaining, trust me.

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Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton is an editor and writer for Right Wing News. She owns and blogs at NoisyRoom.net. She is a Constitutional Conservative and NoisyRoom focuses on political and national issues of interest to the American public. Terresa is the editor at Trevor Loudon's site, New Zeal - trevorloudon.com. She also does research at KeyWiki.org. You can email Terresa here. NoisyRoom can be found on Facebook and on Twitter.

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