Muslim Man Caught Doing the Unthinkable With a Goat…

Muslim Man Caught Doing the Unthinkable With a Goat…

Malam Kamisu Baranda has been arrested for doing something absolutely INEXCUSABLE with a goat. But, you know, at least he “asked permission” first.

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From GOP The Daily Dose:

A 20-year-old man has been arrested by the Jigawa State Police Command for allegedly having sexual intercourse with a goat, something he’s admitted to having done many times. The incident reportedly occurred in Baranda forest, an area of Jigawa.

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Daily News Watch The Chief Magistrate Court sitting in Dutse, the State capital, remanded the suspect, Malam Kamisu Baranda in prison for two weeks. He pleaded with the court to temper its justice with mercy, adding that he now knows that his action was bad both in the eyes of society and the religion of Islam. (Actually it’s not, sex with animals is permitted in Islam, and there are even rules for it: islams-rules-for-having-sex-with-animals)

Magistrate Auwalu Sani Balago said the suspect did not confess to committing the crime, but the court remanded him in prison to allow police make further investigations.

Metro.co.uk mentions that Baranda believes he should be released because “he asked its permission first.” I didn’t realize goats understood English.

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