If You’re Going To Fake A Police Beating, You Might Want To Check For Cameras First [Video]

Wow… a predator dirt bag AND stone stupid. It’s a twofer. I guess he’s really talented at punching himself in the face. Nothing better to do. And then just as he lied about stalking a woman and raping her, he lied about a detective beating him. Imagine that. Well, it worked in Ferguson and New York, why not in lock-up? See the logic here? What a moron. He has no clue that cameras watch those cells with good reason and he’s one of them. I’ve seen some stupid stuff by criminals, but this one is just downright hilarious.

From The Daily Caller:

Police brutality is a very serious problem. It’s so serious, in fact, that we should always believe an accusation even when there’s no evidence to back it up.

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No, wait, that’s rape. Never mind. It’s okay to laugh at this criminal mastermind in an Oregon jail who claimed the cops beat him up. Check out his brilliant plan:

If you want something done right…

Instead of the Get Out of Jail Free card he wanted, this genius was charged with attempted coercion and filing a false report. That’s on top of the charges of stalking and first-degree sexual assault that put him there in the first place.

Backfired, huh, dufus? Ah, well… more charges mean a longer stay and maybe some nice guy in the klink will return the favor you did to that poor woman. Payback’s a b*tch and so are you. Just think, it’s liberal scuzz like this lowlife who vote in other scum that want to destroy our country. I detect a pattern here. Let’s hope it holds and those in office wind up behind bars with the likes of this genius. I’m sure they’d have lots to discuss. And if this brain trust needs a beating, next time he should just ask one of the guys in his cell block. I’m sure they’d be glad to help.

Terresa Monroe-Hamilton

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