The 7 Pathetic Excuses To VOTE Democrat…

The 7 Pathetic Excuses To VOTE Democrat…

Yup…I’ll just leave this right here.


Reason 1: I vote Democrat because the evil oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are detestable!…but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% is fair and alright by me.


Reason 2: I vote Democrat because I know the government will do a better, more efficient and a more FAIR job of spending the money. I don’t mind making the money and giving it away…


Reason 3: I vote Democrat because freedom of speech is, well, alright…But don’t let me hear you say something I think is ‘offensive’ or I will stop at nothing to crush you!!!…it’s only fair…

Reason 4: I vote Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own and learn properly how a gun works. No one should have a gun! It’s what keeps us from reaching a utopia! The 2nd Amendment? That’s just a right to MURDER and it needs to be eliminated…Don’t you know if you ban all guns, criminals can’t harm you? If they get into your home, just call the police…


Reason 5: I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies, er! I mean fetuses, uh! I meant ’tissue’ being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy!


Reason 6: I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits…since we are an atrocious nation that has done so much damage to the world, we owe them.

Reason 7: I vote Democrat because I think it’s ‘morally’ right to pay out billions for oil to people who detest us the most, but not drill our own because it might disturb some endangered beetle, gopher or fish here in America…What was that? We pay nations that sponsor terrorism around the world?! YOU’RE A HATEFUL BIGOTED RIGHT-WING NUT!

The left-wing progressive guise of peace and love is enough to make me sick. Enough with the hippies in power! They are killing us!

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